One picture is worth one punchline in this case.

Bonus picture: Barry’s prom night.

Obama and the Iranian rat Jarett are no doubt furious.

That’s quite a whoops.

Yes, thank you.

Megan’s 3-story-jar of Cheez Whiz hardest hit.

That’s unfair to lame ducks, but not good for the White House either.

I’m just surprised it was found.

Morena Baccarin? Ugh.

Apparently it’s always 1974 at the White House. In more ways than they intend, though.

Uhh, read the Koran, dude.

I’ve mentioned before that Englishmen are now a minority in London; this is the result.

Given their defense is now that it got that close to Obama I think things are getting interesting.

Nice to have that solved.

I’m sure he made a wrong turn in Platteville and ended up in Dubuque or something. Either that or I’ll be in my bunk regarding 2016.

So I guess we know what they got from their meeting at the White House.

I have to laugh that she denied it but the kid was immediately “Of course I hit that”.

Ok, now that we’ve got that defined. Thanks, Donna Brazile!

Kindergarten graduation is a thing now? But a very nice story, and apropos given the Gang of 8 is now trying to force amnesty through while everyone’s watching Scandalgate.

Seems pretty common-sense (the nationwide group Pink Pistols is quite active in this area), so of course white liberals are terrified of the idea.

Reps. Elijah Cummings (D – MD) and Trey Gowdy (R – SC) think so, and so do Rush Limbaugh and Alan Derschowitz. Apparently Issa is convinced, because he’s calling her back today.

…with this one.

Nice.

IRSgate is certainly making it seem that way.

Gee, I wonder what the ideological drive is there?

So pretty much every conspiracy theory anyone’s ever had about the government was shooting too low?