Inoperable Terran

Irony is the enemy of the post-modern left(tm)

I like this because he’s such a big bird but he’s eating super daintily. I half expect him to start speaking in a British accent.

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  • Yeah, I don’t think that’s gonna happen.

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  • All is forgiven if you vote Democrat, apparently.

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  • Sean Connery just went out to start all of his cars at once.

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  • As detailed here. But he was apparently diagnosed mentally ill (and hid it from the airline), and he told his girlfriend he was going to be famous soon.

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  • Remember, he had injuries consistent with a beating by, for instance, union thugs, and now he’s suddenly retiring.

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  • I’ll take “Whores Who Got Caught” for $500, Trebek!

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  • Wait, what?

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  • I am not making this up.

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  • CBD’s Jew-Hatred Roundup

    With one bright spot at the end.

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  • His mother’s mostly waiting for the other eggs to hatch.

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  • She’s lucky her son wasn’t pulled over by Reece and Fusco, he would’ve ended up shot in the kneecaps.

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  • Can’t wait to see them get slapped around some more.

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  • So that’s another vote of no confidence in the Obama-fied US military.

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  • They tried this excuse once before and the paperwork simply proves it’s a fantasy.

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  • I am not making this up.

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  • They think he’s on Iran’s side and will leak them the plans, as he’s repeatedly done to Israel.

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  • Uhh, wow.

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  • She’s unelectable if anyone reports even the barest outlines of this in the MFM.

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  • Rahm continues to flounder

    The Obamas are rumored to be considering moving to NYC in 2016 and setting up the Obama Library at Columbia University. (Mooch allegedly told someone Chicago “is not the Chicago we left”, which is a pretty huge slam on Rahm). In response, Rahm-bo insulted pretty much everyone by suggesting that O’Hare Airport (named for WW2 ace aviator Butch O’Hare) could be renamed “Obama International”.

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  • Filed under: General at 9:57 am
  • Brits vs. the American Siri

    Hilarity ensues. I like the comments where someone mentions they’re American and changed Siri to British English, and now it only understands them if they do a bad fake UK accent.

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  • You can see a bit of their mom too.

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  • I am not making this up. His “black accent” is actually less authentic than Hillary’s.

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  • Everything old is new again, thanks to Obama.

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  • I am not making this up.

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