Irony is the enemy of the post-modern left(tm)
Here’s the mug shots of the year, including celebrities. It’s tough to beat the first one though.
A would-be robber at a Walgreens put his gun down on the counter to collect some drugs or something. Dumb move.
It turns out that spices and sausage are not ideal burglary tools.
A would-be museum burglar got stuck in an A/C vent and had to call 911.
A chocolate shop in Berlin was selling a variety of candies with drugs in them, including pot and mushrooms. Police arrived to shut it down, and someone came in and tried to buy stuff from the cops. Heh.
From the “going to self-Darwinize someday” file: a man in Minneapolis started a high speed chase with the cops, and decide to escape them by driving to his own home and hiding inside.
Usually this sort of thing ends with the criminal having a much higher-pitched voice. In this case, it went farther.