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Ouch

Laurence is gonna be pissed. (If you’re not watching the World Series, the Sox had the bases loaded. In comes magical reliever Chad Qualls. First pitch? Grand slam).

UPDATE: He is.

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  • KICKER!!

    No, really. (Via Fark).

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  • I knew it

    The Astros run on voodoo magic.

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  • Dragnet

    Mr. CoD’s jumped the Snyder and is already trying to figure out who should replace Mike Tice. No mention of Jim Mora Sr. though.

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  • It’s all true

    TMQ had a sex cruise and nobody showed up. Or something.

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  • Oy vey

    Speaks for itself.

    Even Mr. CoD busted out the paper bags.

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  • Heh

    Among the shocks in this week’s TMQ: is Brett Favre past his prime? (Umm, duh?)

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  • Week 3

    TMQ’s up and at ’em. I called the “Buck Buck Bawwwk!” play cited as it happened.

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  • “A choke sport”

    ESPN speaks truth to Chicago.

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  • Solomon’s cheerleaders

    This week’s TMQ has a high off-topic rate but still plenty of snark. I called the Packers blitzing as it happened.

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  • Bawwwk!

    Here’s TMQ’s column for the complete first week of the NFL season.

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  • Missed a week or 3

    TMQ’s back along with the NFL season. While we wait for tomorrow, here’s last week’s.

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  • It’s over

    NFL legend Jerry Rice has retired after not earning an active roster spot on the Broncos.

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  • Stupid criminals

    Here’s a great idea – home-invade an NFL player. Even if they don’t whomp you into next week, chances are good they can run faster than you.

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  • My brain’s frozen

    Notorious Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder is trying to buy Six Flags, the amusement park chain. Norv Turner could not be reached for comment.

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  • Back again

    Ricky Williams is returning to the Dolphins.

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  • Gone away

    The Sports Guy wants to know what happened to the old mean entertaining Steinbrenner.

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  • Weekend laugh

    It’s not football season yet, but this will help. Or not.

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  • How not to play basketball

    The hardcore Muslims have set up a a school in Illinois. Yes, *that* Illinois. And check out the great picture of their women’s basketball team!

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  • Hah!

    The 49ers are in trouble now over a training tape that shows all the things not to do. Bet Mora Jr’s glad he’s clear of that mess.

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  • Catch it

    With last weekend’s NFL draft, it’s the halfway point of the offseason. TMQ has special draft analysis and here’s a site with cool NFL wallpaper for all teams to liven up your computer.

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  • Pick your poison

    A judge in Wisconsin has a dilemma for a woman: either go to jail or give up her Packers season tickets.

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  • Ultimate proof

    Laurence knows something about AP writers. And the Chicago Cubs.

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  • Draft special

    Gregg Easterbrook has his annual mock NFL draft.

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  • Modernization

    Monday Night Football is moving to ESPN after this season. That’s among the changes from new NFL TV contracts.

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