John Malkovich blasts the French (he lives in Aix-en-Provence).

The most recent suicide bombers in Israel are British. Let’s hear now how Israeli oppression caused *them* to be hopeless and breed terror.

UPDATE: from the comments in this story, traitor MP George Galloway has gone stark raving McKinney.

Part 1 and Part 2 of the sordid tale.

UPDATE: Z. points out that caffeine can be harmful to parrots, so do not try this at home.

Here’s a ScrappleFace double header: First Norman Mailer won’t shut up (no problem!), and then Chirac announces his new strategery.

Jared, who has learned well from the Emperor, Fisks Hillary Clinton. Sure, she makes it easy, but this is still a masterpiece.

Bulldozer bimbo Rachel Corrie’s family is still in denial. Laurence drops an anvil on their heads.

Charles finds a popular music video being shown on the Palestinian Authority’s TV station.

Plus, in a double-header, an analysis of why the latest “roadmap” is useless.

Now it comes out that apparently the backbone of France’s new army is to be Russian. As Den Beste notes, that’s gonna make Eastern Europe have *real* warm fuzzies about the EU.

Another day, another sleazy French/Iraqi corruption revelation.

Bill Quick makes additional fun of the French/German/Belgian/Luxembourgian military alliance.

Even Tariq Aziz can’t stand Helen Thomas.

A new Islamic group is claiming that Saddam is alive. Yeah, whatever, asses. And don’t miss the comments.

Yesterday’s Day by Day cartoon (no permalink because none is possible the way their site is coded) mentioned the pretty well-known stat that 90% of donations to Republicans are from private citizens and are $50 or less, while the Donks tend to get fewer donations of a much larger amount (from the rich/powerful/corrupt). Anyway, someone challenges that on Bill Quick’s page and a group Fisking ensues (kinky!).

Drive slowly. For the chillllllllllllldren.

Meanwhile, in a super-sized Frank’s world. (A 22 times drink alert is in effect for this one).

Apparently Hillary is now coming undone in public.

Beware of those German squirrels, I guess.

You already know what that headline means. Also check out this article for some additional background.

ESPN’s TMQ (aka Gregg Easterbrook of The New Republic) reviews last weekend’s NFL draft, which also marks the midpoint of the NFL off-season.

UPDATE: This column also includes a bit of warbloggery in the form of debunking “it’s all about the ooooiiillllll” and making fun of Canadians. Easily the best political analysis you’ll read on ESPN.com this month 😉

Kim du Toit cheers for Minnesota’s new concealed-carry law. Don’t miss the juicy quotes from people supporting it.

A man shot and killed a Dunkin’ Donuts clerk because he thought the clerk had deliberately put too much sugar in his coffee. (Hat tip: Obscure Store)

Here’s the typically hilarious recap of last Saturday’s Trading Spaces. (Yes, I haven’t officially announced it, but the war’s over so we’ll be posting more TS and other fun things).

Rand Simberg reports victory on one of the most stubborn fronts. (Drink alert).

Up first: Hollywood. Second: George Galloway, the UK’s most famous traitor. And a good time is had by all.

Fark has a Photoshop contest to make up posters for movies with the same title as a real one, but a different meaning. Here’s the best one, by “Peppermd”:
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