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Archive for April, 2003

Heeh

John Malkovich blasts the French (he lives in Aix-en-Provence).

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  • Blimey

    The most recent suicide bombers in Israel are British. Let’s hear now how Israeli oppression caused *them* to be hopeless and breed terror.

    UPDATE: from the comments in this story, traitor MP George Galloway has gone stark raving McKinney.

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  • Marv gets hopped up on caffeine

    Part 1 and Part 2 of the sordid tale.

    UPDATE: Z. points out that caffeine can be harmful to parrots, so do not try this at home.

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  • Table scraps

    Here’s a ScrappleFace double header: First Norman Mailer won’t shut up (no problem!), and then Chirac announces his new strategery.

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  • Heeh!

    Jared, who has learned well from the Emperor, Fisks Hillary Clinton. Sure, she makes it easy, but this is still a masterpiece.

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  • Sheesh

    Bulldozer bimbo Rachel Corrie’s family is still in denial. Laurence drops an anvil on their heads.

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  • I don’t want my Arafish TV

    Charles finds a popular music video being shown on the Palestinian Authority’s TV station.

    Plus, in a double-header, an analysis of why the latest “roadmap” is useless.

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  • Good grief

    Now it comes out that apparently the backbone of France’s new army is to be Russian. As Den Beste notes, that’s gonna make Eastern Europe have *real* warm fuzzies about the EU.

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  • Blood for Oil: it’s all French

    Another day, another sleazy French/Iraqi corruption revelation.

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  • France. Indeed.

    Bill Quick makes additional fun of the French/German/Belgian/Luxembourgian military alliance.

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  • It’s widespread

    Even Tariq Aziz can’t stand Helen Thomas.

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  • Not another Osama

    A new Islamic group is claiming that Saddam is alive. Yeah, whatever, asses. And don’t miss the comments.

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  • See that bag? It’s your ass.

    Yesterday’s Day by Day cartoon (no permalink because none is possible the way their site is coded) mentioned the pretty well-known stat that 90% of donations to Republicans are from private citizens and are $50 or less, while the Donks tend to get fewer donations of a much larger amount (from the rich/powerful/corrupt). Anyway, someone challenges that on Bill Quick’s page and a group Fisking ensues (kinky!).

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  • Whee

    Drive slowly. For the chillllllllllllldren.

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  • Raar!

    Meanwhile, in a super-sized Frank’s world. (A 22 times drink alert is in effect for this one).

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  • Off the rails

    Apparently Hillary is now coming undone in public.

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  • Squirrel attacks

    Beware of those German squirrels, I guess.

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  • Again. Fuckers.

    You already know what that headline means. Also check out this article for some additional background.

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  • Draft review

    ESPN’s TMQ (aka Gregg Easterbrook of The New Republic) reviews last weekend’s NFL draft, which also marks the midpoint of the NFL off-season.

    UPDATE: This column also includes a bit of warbloggery in the form of debunking “it’s all about the ooooiiillllll” and making fun of Canadians. Easily the best political analysis you’ll read on ESPN.com this month 😉

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  • *Applause*

    Kim du Toit cheers for Minnesota’s new concealed-carry law. Don’t miss the juicy quotes from people supporting it.

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  • A spoonful of sugar

    A man shot and killed a Dunkin’ Donuts clerk because he thought the clerk had deliberately put too much sugar in his coffee. (Hat tip: Obscure Store)

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  • Lost in Space

    Here’s the typically hilarious recap of last Saturday’s Trading Spaces. (Yes, I haven’t officially announced it, but the war’s over so we’ll be posting more TS and other fun things).

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  • “V” is for Victory

    Rand Simberg reports victory on one of the most stubborn fronts. (Drink alert).

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  • Double Imperial Fisking(tm)

    Up first: Hollywood. Second: George Galloway, the UK’s most famous traitor. And a good time is had by all.

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  • Hah!

    Fark has a Photoshop contest to make up posters for movies with the same title as a real one, but a different meaning. Here’s the best one, by “Peppermd”:
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