Howard Dean is paying bloggers to hype him. Suddenly it becomes clear why White Glenn is so enamored of him.

Michele has a theory about Arafish.

Ladies and gentlemen, there’s an evangelical African gray on the loose. Or there was a few weeks ago at least. (Hat tip: Dave Barry’s blog)

There is an unconfirmed report that Arafish is ready for flushing. Dead, in other words. Stay tuned…

Comment #24 from the one and only Allah is especially amusing.

An amusing list. Drink alert, then read it all.

Lileks predicted that if Arnold was elected the EUnuchs would blow a gasket. And here they are, right on schedule.

John Hawkins collects reactions to Arnold’s win from Democratic Underground’s Message Boards (DUMB for short). (Via Geoff)

Here’s a county-by-county color coded map of California. Verrrry interesting.

Val Kilmer’s been caught with his mouth open.

People are really dumb.

Tim Blair catches CNN in a giant piece of bias.

Gallagher only got 4669 votes. Forget that, I’m horrified that Larry Flynt got more votes than Gary Coleman.

Mark Steyn promotes the one-state solution.

You think Krispy Kremes are unhealthy? Steve can top that. Wonder if Marv’ll eat it.

Condi, Buck the Marine, and Chomps go fix the quagmire in Iraq. Drink alert.

Damon is crushing your dissent. No, really. Him and Ashkkkroft™ both.

It’s always sad when you have to do something like this. Except in this case.

All I can say is hee hee.

The IDF nabbed two Pallies before they could blow up.

Will the Donks get it? Probably not. That’s ok, they’re funny when they get all shrill and Bushitler™-y and stuff.