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Archive for October 16th, 2003

Not so slim shady

Financial improprieities? Involving the Clintons? I’m shocked, *shocked*, that those nice people might have been up to no good.

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  • “Homers”

    Allah says the Cubs have joined him in Paradise. He includes a special prayer that Crimson Jihad may defeat the evil Steinbrennerist entity.

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  • 99 red sacks

    The NFL has fined Tampa D-lineman Warren Sapp for ‘mistreating’ officials. They’ll excuse me if I’m not completely sympathetic to the refs.

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  • Everything

    According to the Malayasian Prime Minister, the entire world is controlled by (wait for it) the J-E-W-S.

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  • Sins of omission

    The press, in reporting on Jay Rockefeller’s appearance on Fox News Sunday, managed to completely leave out the part where Tony Snow bitchslapped him so badly he started crying like Tammy Fae.

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  • Hmmm

    There’s a new cellphone with a Mecca locator feature. I am not making this up.

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  • The real roadmap

    Here’s an excellent map showing all wars/conflicts/etc currently ongoing that involve the Religion of Peace™.

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  • Allahu Akbar

    Allah has posted the universal symbol for the Cubs.

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  • “Disengage!”

    Patrick Stewart has filed for a separation from his second wife. It’s unknown if he’s leaving her for Dr. Crusher at this time.

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  • The tunnels

    The Pallies are claiming they are not smuggling anything through tunnels from Egypt. Laurence Simon has a solution.

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  • Double Moore Thursday

    Moore’s latest book is out. And there’s plenty of lies to be found in it. Go figure.

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  • Amnesty National

    Jeb Bush has offered amnesty in Florida to the World’s Most Hated Cubs Fan.

    (My official position: this is the Cubs, alright? They *always* find a way to blow it. Also, if that asshole racist Dusty Baker got a Series ring it just wouldn’t be right).

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  • A big butt Mix-a-Lot wouldn’t like

    Frank still hates Michael Moore. I’m just sayin’.

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  • The enemy

    Cox and Forkum vs. Ronald McDonald? Jihad!

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  • Know what yer gettin’ into

    A reader asks Den Beste for a consise explanation of the electoral college. Run for your lives, etc.

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  • Good neighbors

    Val fixes a tire. More reasons Castro sucks ensue. Really.

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  • St. Pancake blesses another massacre

    The bulldozer bitch really gets around, no?

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  • Jackbooted thugs

    More oppression in Ashcroft’s Amerikkka. Except, err, it’s by liberals again. Funny that.

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