Kevin’s got the pictures to prove it. (Probably NSFW, but you know you wanna look anyway).

(For those who weren’t at least at one time seriously into Trading Spaces, MPDP is “Mindy Paige Davis Page”, hostess of that show. She usually goes by the more manageable “Paige Davis”).

Ralph Nader: Washington is under the eeevil control of “the Israeli Puppeteer”.

Today’s must read, via Juliette.

Pat Buchanan has a new book coming out that sounds surprisingly like Michael Moore’s. Hint: if you don’t know the code, “neoconservative” can generally be replaced by “Joooooooo” in anti-war usage.

Mark Steyn offers UK readers a preview of that movie.

[This post certified free of the Detroit Donut Destroyer™].

It seems someone else is making the sort of comparison I’ve been thinking of for a few weeks now. Consider the scenario: you have an incumbent President whom the opposition viscerally hates, and against him you’re running an uninspired (and uninspiring) old man who can charitably be described as “creepy”.

Now, am I talking about 2004 or 1996?

[Note: Yes, I thought Bob was creepy even before he did Viagra ads and was staring down the front of Britney Spears' dress for Pepsi].

Hillary just lost the election for Kerry. Not that I’m surprised, but just get a load of this. The DNC’s talking points appear to be “we’re taking your money away from you” and “Michael Moore is the new mainstream”. Wow. Just wow.

UPDATE: Val has more here. This leads me to wonder if Hillary would settle for running Cuba when the bearded dictator dies. Wouldn’t she make an ideal Caribbean despot?

In a proud Democratic tradition, Michael Moore is registered to vote simultaneously in 2 states. (Via FARK)

The ‘Hawk has the last word on the Jack Ryan scandal, plus a lineup of important news bits.

In Frank’s world, Michael Moore survives a shipwreck, only to meet Chomps, the world’s angriest film critic.

Damon explains the physics of Michael Moore.

Chirac blew up and pissed off both the UK and Turkey. Why is it that everyone who opposes Bush ends up having a public whine-fest?

The IDF shot missiles at the Gaza offices of al-Jazeera. A good start, but their main transmitter is in Qatar…

Michele’s rounded up reactions from Iraqi bloggers on today’s transfer of power.

The “military wing” of Hamas (because they’re real humanitarians otherwise) launched missiles at a kindergarten. Clearly an unprecidented act of bravery by the jihadis.

Frank points out a problem with claims that F911 is a documentary.

Allah presents: dueling leftoids.

We’ve done the transfer of power 2 days ahead of schedule. Very nice.

UPDATE: the moonbats are outraged, of course.

Lileks deconstructs the last Marx Brothers film The Big Store, and also bats around a door-to-door Kerry salesman like a cat. Now, given, her killer sales pitch was that Kerry would raise everyone’s taxes, and it’s hard to go anyplace but downhill from there, but Lileks does it with uncommon skill.

Juliette says brownshirts are indeed (national) socialists once again.

New details are coming out about how a combination of political correctness and the media are being defeated (slowly) in Iraq.

Mark Steyn reviews the Bill Book. 12x drink alert – this one is punny beyond all belief, even knowing the subject matter.

Arafat, who invented modern terrorism by staging a massacre at the 1972 Olympics, is now calling for a cease-fire during the Olympics. Don’t miss Israellycool’s pictures of Pallie “athletes” training for the various events. (4x drink alert).

Misha reads the paper.

A Turkish immigrant slams Michael Moore and his sycophants in the media.