CBS White House correspondant John Roberts referred to Judge Alito as “sloppy seconds” as part of a question to Scott “Eep!” McClellan. Really. Ace has quotes from other public figures. (And by “quotes” I mean “stuff he made up that’s funny”). 2000x drink alert, more for the Helen Thomas parts.

They don’t want you to know about this.

Muslim women have launched an international “gender jihad” against sexist interpretation of Islam. Now this is the kind of thing I like to see. Burn those burkas, ladies!

Wizbang’s weekend caption contest crosses a line. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Tim Blair has two great items about the now irrelevant Cindy Sheehan.

Mark Steyn has the serious conversation on race people claim to want.

Scott Ott is out in front on the new nominee.

What *is* Zed’s costume now?

The Donks can’t always get what they want. Ask Cox & Forkum.

I’ve found a video of Sunday’s most amusing moment: a fan ran onto the field during the Green Bay/Cincinnatti game, stole the ball from surprised Packers QB Brett Favre, and made it almost 50 yards before any security got him.

Bill Maher and his studio audience got dismembered by FNC’s Tony Snow a few days ago. I’ve got my TiVo set for the next repeat already.

Update: it’s actually on now. Thus far Helen Thomas is on. What an old bat. And Maher just brought up Jeff Gannon, because *that’s* topical.

Oh man. It’s the segment with Snow now, and he’s just *owning* them. I’ve never seen such a bitchslapping on TV before.

Sorry, I went all Dean there for a moment. Anyway, one thing I think Ann Coulter rightfully got nailed on during the Miers thing was the implication that we should only be led by Ivy Leaguers. For those who think that’s a good idea, check out what our future betters at Harvard are up to.

But you can ask Mohammed.

Scott Ott wraps up the Joe Wilson case.

Sam and Zed can.

Prince Charles and Cindy Sheehan: separated at birth?

BC puts the “MA” in “RoPMA”.

There’s been 3 straight nights of rioting in Paris by Religion of Peace™ types, but good luck finding that out from the MSM.

Laurence knows.

But he can’t escape the bath cat.

Val’s still got no power, but at least he’s eating well.

Steve’s back on the grid though.

Dane has a great excerpt from a new book that sounds like a definite must-read.

Jan’s still not happy about the RNC thing, but Damon will straighten her out.

Happy Halloween from Cox & Forkum.

I’ve wondered where artists brave enough to do things offensive to Muslims might be. Turns out: Chicago.

Chris Muir’s getting the crazy blog money now, from the RNC no less. Damon’s ok with that.