Here’s a highlight reel from Jimmy Kimmel’s “Unnecessary Censorship”, where they make things funnier by censoring certain words. Your brain assumes the worst and voila.

A female Arab-American psychologist went on al-Jizz up against a typical-model bearded cleric and kicked his teeth in (sadly only in a verbal sense). Very nice.

To get the President’s approval rating, they surveyed almost twice as many Democrats as Republicans. Impressive.

Ask the Cats™ about the Texas State Lottery.

Meryl notes an unusually well-written AP piece that explains everything in simple words.

Also, don’t miss the comedy stylings of Laurence in the comments.

Some interesting reading and more in the comments.

Fan favorite Adam Baldwin (Firefly, Angel, The Inside) will be guest-starring on an upcoming episode of Bones. (Warning: link contains minor spoilers for that episode).

Mark Steyn on the supposed inevitableness of full tolerance for gays while still insisting on kissing up to the Religion of Peace™. (Use bugmenot.com to get a login if you need it).

If a Muslim says that Islam is opposed to homosexuality, he can be investigated for homophobia; but if a gay says that Islam is opposed to homosexuality, he can be investigated for Islamophobia.

Damon’s on it.

The economy roared back in the first quarter of 2006.

More self-inflicted wounds for the Pallies.

Ask the Cats™ about an ancient sun temple and Dick Cheney.

A group of peace creeps plans to take over the White House and hold it until the UN arrives to take control. I don’t think they quite realize what they’re up against.

The Professor and his wife got to talk to Big Damn Writer/Producer Tim Minear on their new weekly podcast.

Even Lileks can’t escape the Firefly virus. But like EIB, getting it *is* the cure. Or something.

Damon can help with ‘em.

Cox & Forkum bring peace to Iraq.

An artist promised to give out $10 bills to the homeless in Berkeley. A riot ensued.

Australia’s Health Minister is attempting to “undo the damage” caused by John Howard and others recently by declaring full-scale surrender to sharia law. Very nice.

An anti-American and anti-Semetic film starring Gary Busey and Billy Zane is a huge hit with European Muslims.

At least one analyst thinks Steve Jobs may go whole hog and buy the rest of Disney.

Mark Steyn thinks everyone is still sleeping.

UPDATE: Some alarm clocks in France are still working: there was a parade and demonstration protesting anti-Semetism. Good.

Zed has a close encounter (usual Sunday strip warning applies: if you aren’t reading this on Feb. 26, 2006, go there in the archives).

Dane rounds up all the wisdom (and quite a bit of the opposite) on the ports scandal. Good stuff.

George Clooney is at it again, but Ace gets the fundmental question exactly right.