Ladies and gentlemen: the kosher cell phone.

Illegal Mexican advocates (sounds funny when you put it that way, no?) are protesting against…Joooooos. Over to you, Lair.

Ask the Cats™ about a dead white rhino.

Under sharia law, it turns out you can divorce your wife in your sleep.

“Arrest warrant issued for Cynthia McKinney“. Awesome.

UPDATE: She’s already claiming racism. I can’t express how unsurprised I am at this development.

(That’s “doesn’t equal” for non-geeks). Anyway, the Vodkapundit proves it.

Hostess fruit pies.

But you’ll see that.

Cox & Forkum on Iran.

Virgin Galactic is considering banning breast implants on their upcoming low-orbit flights for fear the low pressure would cause them to expand.

Not only is Canada’s National Post being sued over the cartoons, so is the original Danish source now. This doesn’t look at all like a coordinated multinational effort or anything.

A major supplier of US voting machines has been bought by hugo chavez. Or more accurately, by the Venezualan firm that helped him cheat his way into power. The odds of anyone concerned about the Diebold “conspiracy” caring? Probably zero, since chavez of course will help the Donks.

Folks who drink the Hateraid for Glenn won’t like this, but it’s the Mark Steyn review of An Army of Davids.

Here’s Part 2 and Part 3 of the Jason Mewes True Non-Hollywood Story.

The IDF stopped another would-be suicide bomber, but they don’t know who sent him. Laurence has a suggestion.

Mark Steyn, who knows a thing or 2 about borders, was on Hugh Hewitt again discussing them.

Scott Ott says what everyone was thinking.

Sam and Jan are waiting.

LULAC/MEChA/La Raza have been exposed bigtime at a new site. Like Misha, I can’t get over the historical bizzaro-vision on display in which Mexicans are claiming to be the native people of North America. I know it’s not PC to mention Christopher Columbus now, but that’s a bit much.

No wonder they’re being disintermediated at an alarming rate by Amazon and Barnes & Noble.

Ask the Cats™ about crazy Connecticut attack cats.

Ace has found a Muslim online dating site. Major drink alert! (even though it’s completely serious)

Guess what they’re up to?

I’m linking this primarily for the part where someone calls Lileks a racist. As if.

Damon understands.