Secret agent Iowahawk has discovered the disturbing truth of Israeli airstrikes. No, really.

It’s summer vacation season once again, and this means posting will be intermittant to non-existant starting tomorrow. Regular posting will resume Friday, September 1.

While I’m gone, enjoy Jeff Goldstein’s vlog debut.

One of Mark Steyn’s most important columns. But don’t worry, there’s some great jokes too, including one from the JPost’s Caroline Glick.

Damon’s still got trouble.

The usual suspects and the ACLU are suing after 2 women in burkas were detained at an airport. Cox & Forkum express my thoughts exactly.

A new poll in the UK shows 53% feel “threatened by Islam”, and only 16% believe British Muslims are peaceful and hate terrorism. Their version of CAIR has to be having kittens.

Germans are waking up to the real agenda of terrorists.

A bipartisan bill (co-sponsored by Tom Coburn, a true conservative, and Barack Obama, and endorsed by Hillary Clinton and Bill Frist!) to make secret pork illegal has been stalled by a “secret hold”. It’s believed the guilty party could be the Robert C. Byrd Memorial State Senator, but there’s no proof yet.

…don’t actually exist, according to German public TV.

Ask the Cats™ if meowing is harassment. I bet I know which way they’ll go.

Here’s a few highlights from Mark Steyn’s 3 hours of radio nirvana today. It includes the moron caller who insisted that if we just stopped invading Muslim lands they’d leave us alone “like Spain”.

Ace instructs everyone on Google bombing.

The guys @ Jawa Report get remix-y. Drink alert.

Another woman looking for a “high-quality man”. Plus, a man caught at an airport with a penis pump decides to obfuscate by claiming it’s a bomb.

From SteynOnline.com: “Mark is back in the Northern Hemisphere and he’ll be guest-hosting The Rush Limbaugh Show today from 12 noon to 3pm Eastern time.”

UPDATE: Jackpot! Tomorrow is Dr. Walter E. Williams.

Scott Ott on the version of Survivor everyone thought of after yesterday’s news.

Steve H. does 7 minutes of live video starring Maynard.

Damon’s got trouble.

More Hezbollywood, this time picked apart by Zombie.

Tim Blair quotes the straightest-talking imam yet. He explicitly says “there is no need to listen to liberals”. Suddenly I’m feeling this urge to change my name to “Dirka Mohammed Jihad” and grow a beard.

Ace is not wrong.

Misha has more.

Ask the Cats™ about shooting at firemen who refused to get a cat out of a tree.

Just what you need to become a major, award-winning photojournalist.

Rush Limbaugh was having a *lot* of fun with this train wreck-to-be today.

A plane out of Holland to India was turned around and got a fighter jet escort back, at which point 12 ‘South Asian men’ were arrested.