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Archive for March, 2007

Keeping up appearances

This’ll teach people to give odd looks to Damon.

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  • He also wants you to flatline a $19 Radio Shack lie detector, but I’m giving away inner secrets of that kooky cult again. Anyway, see here, which includes a hilarious set of clips from Battlefield Earth with sarcastic commentary.

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  • Shadow government

    The Dems are hell-bent on trying to conduct their own foreign policy.

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  • Awesome

    David Arquette’s made a horror movie in which Zombie Reagan shows up at a Woodstock-style event and kills all the hippies. Stop reading my mind! Oh, and Jason Mewes is one of the hippies, except he has black hair.

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  • Uh huh

    Rosie O’Donnell went all batshit crazy on The View the other morning, claiming 9/11 was some sort of conspiracy. Popular Mechanics addresses all of her, uhh, “points”.

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  • Watch this before CAIR gets it pulled.

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  • At sea

    Steyn and Hewitt on the UK/Iran situation.

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  • Easy prediction

    Damon knows what TSA’s up to.

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  • Oops

    The big testimony that was supposed to kill Gonzales? Didn’t exactly do so. Pelosi must be seething and whining.

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  • Feedback loop

    For years, Dianne Feinstein has steered military spending to companies her husband invests in. Figures.

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  • Still awesome

    This week’s South Park was a 24 parody, complete with Cartman attempting to speak in the Velvet™ and torturing people for information (Also, CTU gets absorbed by 5 different government agencies in the space of 30 seconds). And the plot’s even better: terrorists have hidden a suitcase nuke in Hillary Clinton’s vagina. (Link goes to a short clip on Comedy Central’s site).

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  • “Helen Thomas”

    Here’s video of President Bush’s complete remarks at the Correspondents’ Dinner. Pretty funny, and very classy at the end.

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  • Safety

    Damon knows where it is.

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  • The Louvre

    Dennis Miller makes the most hilarious joke about the Duke “rape victim” ever, and then goes on to smack around Nancy Pelosi and Robert “KKK” Byrd, among others.

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  • Gaah

    Nothing brings out the unhinged hate on the Left like someone’s death.

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  • CAIR shot down in the House

    House Republicans passed something to make people who report suspect airline activity immune from prosecution.

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  • Nice

    John Gibson aired quotes from Kos Kommenters, making sure to point out that Kos is tied directly to the DNC. Very nice.

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  • On the wing

    The Answer Bird(s) have some new stuff.

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  • France

    Zed estimates relative danger.

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  • Poetic, almost

    A sewage system in Gaza failed, flooding hundreds of Pallies in sh*t and p*ss.

    Cox & Forkum are all over it. Err, not that way.

    Tony Blair tells Iran to stop or he’ll write even sterner letters. Where’s the trap door for the shark tank again?

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  • Awesome

    The widow of a man killed in the Madrid bombings is attending the trial of the perps in a T-shirt with the Danish cartoons on it. And the judge is fine with that. Hee!

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  • Predictable, yet still disgusting

    The day after the Washington Post blasts LGF for not censoring their comments, they get a megadose of their own.

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  • Ahh, those “youths”

    There are major riots in France at a Paris train station. But of course the French government will prosecute if you report too much about them.

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  • Guards at the Egypt/Gaza border got quite a surprise.

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