This’ll teach people to give odd looks to Damon.

He also wants you to flatline a $19 Radio Shack lie detector, but I’m giving away inner secrets of that kooky cult again. Anyway, see here, which includes a hilarious set of clips from Battlefield Earth with sarcastic commentary.

The Dems are hell-bent on trying to conduct their own foreign policy.

David Arquette’s made a horror movie in which Zombie Reagan shows up at a Woodstock-style event and kills all the hippies. Stop reading my mind! Oh, and Jason Mewes is one of the hippies, except he has black hair.

Rosie O’Donnell went all batshit crazy on The View the other morning, claiming 9/11 was some sort of conspiracy. Popular Mechanics addresses all of her, uhh, “points”.

Watch this before CAIR gets it pulled.

Steyn and Hewitt on the UK/Iran situation.

Damon knows what TSA’s up to.

The big testimony that was supposed to kill Gonzales? Didn’t exactly do so. Pelosi must be seething and whining.

For years, Dianne Feinstein has steered military spending to companies her husband invests in. Figures.

This week’s South Park was a 24 parody, complete with Cartman attempting to speak in the Velvet™ and torturing people for information (Also, CTU gets absorbed by 5 different government agencies in the space of 30 seconds). And the plot’s even better: terrorists have hidden a suitcase nuke in Hillary Clinton’s vagina. (Link goes to a short clip on Comedy Central’s site).

Here’s video of President Bush’s complete remarks at the Correspondents’ Dinner. Pretty funny, and very classy at the end.

Damon knows where it is.

Dennis Miller makes the most hilarious joke about the Duke “rape victim” ever, and then goes on to smack around Nancy Pelosi and Robert “KKK” Byrd, among others.

Nothing brings out the unhinged hate on the Left like someone’s death.

House Republicans passed something to make people who report suspect airline activity immune from prosecution.

John Gibson aired quotes from Kos Kommenters, making sure to point out that Kos is tied directly to the DNC. Very nice.

The Answer Bird(s) have some new stuff.

Zed estimates relative danger.

A sewage system in Gaza failed, flooding hundreds of Pallies in sh*t and p*ss.

Cox & Forkum are all over it. Err, not that way.

Tony Blair tells Iran to stop or he’ll write even sterner letters. Where’s the trap door for the shark tank again?

The widow of a man killed in the Madrid bombings is attending the trial of the perps in a T-shirt with the Danish cartoons on it. And the judge is fine with that. Hee!

The day after the Washington Post blasts LGF for not censoring their comments, they get a megadose of their own.

There are major riots in France at a Paris train station. But of course the French government will prosecute if you report too much about them.

Guards at the Egypt/Gaza border got quite a surprise.