Mike Nifong is going to jail for a day, for contempt of court during his trial.

Hillary gets back at Letterman for making fun of her ubiquitous pantsuits. And almost comes off as human during the first video. She’s a disaster reading the Top Ten though – it’s total “I AM READING A TELEPROMPTER” with obvious forced laugher.

Sen. Craig is going to resign either today or Tuesday. Apparently the RNC and affiliates told him they wouldn’t support his reelection bid.

Tony Snow is leaving the White House. Hopefully his replacement will keep Helen Thomas under control.

There’s a similar pattern in stock trading to right before 9/11, when still-unknown entities massively shorted several of the businesses that would be affected.

Mark Steyn and Dean Barnett discuss boys school restrooms and other fun.

Muir nails down Hillary’s fundraising.

A well-trained media specialist blames Sen. Craig’s wide stance… for the ongoing woes of New Orleans.

Yes, it’s rumored there’s a new Hollywood sex tape about to make the rounds.

…in order to move the goalposts so far that anything General Petraeus says can be considered grounds for immediate pullout.

Ace is right. It *does* look like the Bedazzler gone horribly awry.

Misha makes the medicine go down.

Using a gun to try and rob someone is only useful if you plan to use it.

Update on the Aussie art show: a Muslim spokesperson is offended by the Jesus/Osama morph. The artist must be crushed.

The New York Times will attack anyone who agrees with President Bush, even when it’s the French government.

Quoting an email I just recieved from the Friends of Fred Thompson:

Dear Friends,

On September 6, 2007, Fred Thompson will be announcing his intention to run for President of the United States with a webcast available to millions at www.imwithfred.com. The launch of the video will be followed by a five-day campaign tour through Iowa, New Hampshire and South Carolina. On the evening of the 6th, there will also be a National House Party, during which there will be a conference call with Fred.

We enter this campaign in a strong position. Fred is consistently near the top in the polls, and conservatives across the country have put together the closest thing to a draft in recent presidential campaign history in an effort to bring about this day. The next few weeks will only serve to build upon those efforts, with house parties, visits to the early primary states, and a homecoming in Lawrenceburg, TN on the 15th. To view the dates and locations of Fred’s bus tour, please click here, and check back soon for more information on attending one of these events.

By announcing via webcast, Fred is able to take his consistently mainstream conservative message directly to the voters, who are already responding to that message with a strong upwelling of grassroots support. The webcast and the following campaign tour will play to Fred’s strengths, a consistent record of conservatism, his ability to clearly spread his message, and his ability to work with and connect with Americans from all walks of life. Be apart of this historic occasion by signing up to host or attend a house party today.

Sincerely,

Bill Lacy
Manager, Friends of Fred Thompson, Inc.

A Jerusalem company has developed a DVD-sized disc that can hold 120 times as much data as a conventional DVD. Sweet!

Obama’s book ended up gaining a more accurate meaning when it was translated.

…but only $775,000 for raising hundreds of millions illegally in 2004.

You thought Captain Planet was dorky? There’s a new cartoon coming in which teenagers who can turn into dinosaurs battle Gorebal Wormening. I am not making this up.

Hillary’s keeping her hands clean.

Looks like this is gonna be the big joke from the Craig scandal. And this from a speech about how he’s not gay that started with “Thank you all for coming out”.

“Brave” artists are attacking Christianity again. Hey, those other guys shoot at you if you make fun of them.

Here’s a fantastic review of the media coverage from Iraq.

Hillary’s Chinese fundraiser is also a fugitive, so now she’s giving back his money.