A jury has awarded the family of a dead Marine who had the Phelps inbreds show up at his funeral and claim he was gay $10.9 million. Beautiful.

The Saudi royals were greeted on their arrival in the UK by a band playing the Darth Vader march from Star Wars. Completely awesome, since there’s no way the Soddies knew they were being disrespected.

The University of Delaware is requiring all white students to undergo mandatory “reeducation” so they can learn that they’re rapist oppressors. Awesome.

Go submit yours here. You aren’t gonna believe the product.

Uhh, yeah.

Looks like he’s about due for retirement. And possibly a nice padded room.

A shark was caught 160 miles upriver inside Iraq. Naturally it’s Bush’s fault somehow.

Apparently there’s a sex scandal involving one of the big-name Presidential candidates that everyone in the media knows about but none of them will put out a story on it. The smart money’s on Bill Clinton, but there’s a possibility of Obama too.

The MSM is getting a bit transparent.

Here’s a report from UK TV regarding Saudi hate literature.

Alan Colmes tried to play “outraged Jew” with Ann Coulter. It doesn’t really work out for him, especially in the last minute or so of the clip.

Not Bill. She gets trapped hardcore by Chris Dodd on shamnesty.

And Obama jumps on her. Not literally.

This Alec Baldwin bit from last week’s 30 Rock is just absolutely amazing.

Don’t read this if you have a drink in the same area code.

Of course, it’s not Europeans who are the problem here.

No, really.

That’d be interesting.

People discussing how President Bush has ruined their lives. Hint: everything described is self-inflicted.

A U of North Carolina journalism student is being threatened by Silky Pony after accurately reporting how luxurious and upscale his campaign headquarters are. If there’s two Americas, we know which one Edwards is living in.

Angela Merkel in Germany has banned forced marriages.

Mary Katherine Ham and John Gibson make fun of Rosie for her Truther waffling.

There’s a documentary about Jimmy Carter and his noble hatred of Joooos. It’s not exactly doing good business.

Mark Steyn explains reality.

Ah-nold polls well for his handling of the fires.