Damon channels Freddie Mercury.

I’m not gonna spoil the headline but it’s a good one.

As Ace said, the “open this jar” competition promises to be fierce.

Quick, Wacky Baracky, save us from victory!

Promising to behead Christians and Jews still OK though.

In other words, they’d prefer to pick on someone with worse lawyers.

A 60 year old teacher who looks eerily like Nancy Pelosi was helping male students after class if you know what I mean.

If you can come up with an interpretation of that where he’s not an asshole, you’re doing better than me or Ace.

They’re voting to slap a bunch of new regulations on banks to protect “the chilllllllllldren” from online gambling, which prompted this wonderful quote from R*n P*ul:

“Over many years, I’ve come to the conclusion that when we depend on our government to make … decisions on how we act morally and economically, the government messes up”

“Racism is bad, but check out this great ad implying that an Italian-American Republican is a mobster!”

“That is not the Fairness Doctrine I thought I knew”. No, really.

Insty, who teaches law at Tennessee, indicates that the dissenters on the gun decision made serious errors.

A lawsuit has already been filed against Richie Daley’s gun ban based on the Heller decision.

Obama’s fracturing of the Left has them calling Olberdouche names.

Always nice to hear some good news.