Giants’ wideout Plaxico Burress shot himself in the leg at an NYC nightclub. The bar for “wideouts acting wacky” has officially been raised. Your moves, Misters Owens and Ocho Cinco.

That’s some good news.

Ok, now it’s really on.

Obama’s not actually black. No, really.

Is that an actual fear, or more of a hint?

Titans running back LenDale White said the Lions are “weak-ass n******”.

Betty James, the surviving co-founder of the Slinky company, died last week. But her product definitely lives on.

Calling “global warming” a spade.

I know, next we’ll find out they think goats are sexy. Plus important news on the illegal Israeli occupation of… Brooklyn?!

The Onion, is of course, there.

Mark Steyn explains.

Probably not, but the picture showing average attendance in Detroit is funny.

3 of the 5 are novelty mice. Go figure.

It’s only a joke. But a pretty funny one.

There’s no “must-have toy” for the first time in a long time, so people are returning to the classics.

Completely brilliant.

An attack on Thanksgiving, plus the bonus of cutting cystic fibrosis research on the grounds that it mostly only affects white males (which is not actually true, but at least they’re Showing They Care).

Worse than Gozer-worshipers: Favre worshipers.

That’s looking like a big yes.

German scientists are making progress on LEDs for lighting. The sooner the better – CFLs just aren’t the answer.

Don’t tell the “netroots”, but at the rate he’s going Obama will end up to the right of McCain by the inauguration.

I am not making this up.

Here’s a nice roundup.

Yeah, well, that’s a big club in the league.

The Giants did it anyway though.