What happens when you put a young John Barrowman (Captain Jack from Dr. Who and Torchwood) in a super-low-budget horror movie and let him improv his lines? Oh, just this. (Mildly NSFW).

After all, you never know when Jerry Claus is coming to town.

Well, yes, I would hope that’s something the NFL checks for.

Ace contributor Laura W. loves this news.

I suspect people in and near that state have other opinions.

Wait, the names get better. The affair was with an 18 year old boy named Beau Breedlove. I am not making this up.

Caroline’s removed her name from consideration for Hillary’s former Senate seat.

Someone mailed a bunch of flour to The Wall Street Journal‘s offices. You’d think given how relatively common that stunt is that someone would sell a small tester that checks for common not-anthrax fakes.

Hillary’s been approved by the Senate. Get your popcorn ready and listen for the cackle.

The press had 35 times as much coverage of Obama’s inauguration as Bush’s.

Former French President Jacques Chirac was mauled by a poodle. I am not making this up.

The Dutch government is prosecuting Geert Wilders for making a film critical of Islam.