Head into the New Year with Elhanan and friends. I mean, who else would you want?

Yeah, I know, it’s not happening.

I know, it’s scandalous.

Putin’s Gazprom hardest hit.

Start here for the original video. And yes, everyone goes to town on this one.

The press liked to rail against George W. Bush spending vacations at a ranch in Texas that he owned (and that is “greener” than any of Al Gore’s properties, incidentally), but they have nothing to say about the big-spending Obamas.

Looks like the opposite is more acutely true.

She grabbed her dad’s (identical looking) lunch bag, which included an apple and a paring knife. The school found the paring knife and went completely batshit crazy.

And Dan Riehl gives it exactly the consideration it deserves.

More fun with The Machine.

With Mary Katherine Ham.

Here’s how not to free a stuck piece of equipment (audio is NSFW), and exclusive mug shots of the perps.

No wonder Muslims are cranky, it’d be a full time job just to keep up.

That’s gonna leave a mark.

Fatima, is that you?

Now there’s a coalition that can sell things to the voters.

It’s even a longer list than this.

I’m guessing this means he has bigger boobs than Michelle now?

Between this and Obama nobody’s going to believe anyone smart goes there anymore.

In case there was any doubt.

A, err, modest proposal.

Just pin this on.

Turns out it’s an inherently Marxist holiday, of course.

Pallies attempting to plant an IED were spotted and then turned into spots by the IDF.

This is why it’s stupid for Congress to pass something at Jon Stewart’s say-so.