Plus: how bad are Obama’s internal polls if he and the media keep throwing out all these idiotic smoke screens? Note that the national media picked up this story almost a month after it happened, right about the time Sandra Fluke flamed out.

Odd how that sort of thing keeps happening.

I guess that means he’s completely turned on the Occutards.

I’m not sure why he bothered to appeal, but there you have it.

This isn’t funny Hitler like when he finds out Gaga is blowing him off either.

I guess the disguises are dropping all over Europe.

Go figure.

And Bibi could totally whomp The Fat Man, much as I like both of ‘em.

Not very surprising.

Toonces looking like Toonces.

This is getting to be a pattern with this guy.

Like it ever did. Obama hardest hit.

It’s as if 95% of them vote for Democrats or something.

You don’t say. Nice to see the media admit well after the fact that California’s Prop 8 was fueled primarily by African-American voters too.

Obama keeps doing the dumb thing, betraying his past as a Cook County ward heeler.

Hey, he’s finally saying the right things.

You’d think feminists would be interested in this, but you’d think wrong of course.

Of course he also insists that it’s not Islam. Heh.

That’s right, GM couldn’t even perfect the technology of the extension cord.

Al Gore hardest hit.

But his other body parts are the same, IYKWIMAITYD.

That would explain a lot.

They may or may not be looking to hire an ex-CIA guy in a nice suit to act on “numbers” that the machine outputs.

Not so black and white-Hispanic now, eh?

Bonus: this is a recent picture the victim put up on Facebook. The media insists on using one from when he was 11 years old, for some reason.

I’m not making that up, either.