It’s this week’s Tribal Update.

Indeed.

I am not making this up. Both measures are sharia-compliant, of course.

Sounds like a plan to me.

No mentions of Obama eating dogs though.

The UN still supports the ban (wait, what?) but Toonces needs Iowa.

It’s true – he’s documented to be on the wrong side of pretty near everything.

In other news from North Korean, Arec Bardwin is still worthress.

Feminists hardest hit.

The quote for our times.

Obama must be very pleased about his post-racial America.

Heh. No wonder Obama wants to shut down US energy production, it’s hurting one of his boyfriends.

That’s the charitable interpretation, anyway.

I’m disappointed (though not surprised) the HuffPo was able to find a Catholic priest who said Jesus was all about income redistribution.

To be fair, they’re not playing well with anyone else either.

You can guess how Treacher flips this on Teh Won.