I don’t think they were counting on most of the replies coming from Moron Nation.

The Morons and others around the Internet are having a lot of fun with this.

More jokes here.

This all pretty much verifies low-carb diets like Atkins, and also the principle that it’s a bad idea to cut out anything entirely.

When a report like this one runs on ABC, you know Toonces has problems.

Unsurprisingly they’re all liberal Democrats, with too-liberal-for-the-DNC Bernie Sanders leading the list.

Didn’t they used to pretend to be moderate?

He’s openly trying to tamper with the election. Wow.

I’ll bet Valerie Jarett slapped him around real good afterwards.

They buried the lede on this one though: apparently Angela Lansbury is still alive.

Indeed.

You don’t say.

Awwww.

I guess they actually worked in high school instead of blowing it off in a haze of pot smoke or something.

Probably many of them lost their jobs to Hope and Change.

In which womynists call Romney’s office at 3 AM and clumsily attempt to make hay out of the fact that nobody’s working there that late.

More and more people are noticing.