I am not making this up.

I mean, in case you didn’t think “converting to Islam” was sufficient.

The Professor’s description that the uniforms “look like something from an SNL skit about the US turning into a gay military dictatorship” is dead on.

Harry Reid and John Boehner have both called for them to be burned because they’re made in China, but nobody’s mentioning that Lauren is a major Democrat and Obama donor.

But there’s no voter fraud, no, really.

He’ll never get it, but it’s nice to see him staying on offense against the SCOAMF.

He’s *got* to still be using drugs. Nobody’s that stupid.

Once again Axelturf hardest hit.

A fun discussion on the many flaws of modern retail. (“The staff resents me for cutting into their texting time”).

I like the reader’s comment to the Professor on this one.

Funny that.

Love the sign Photoshop. Slow Joe would be all about the puppet show.

California leading the way again. What a shock!