You can make Shatner say whatever you want from a list of words recorded by the man himself.

I am not making this up.

I think Obama’s biggest miscalculation is going to turn out to be antagonizing the Catholic Church with Obamacare.

But mostly sharia law.

This must be that Arab Spring I’ve heard so much about.

You don’t say.

Related: Bill Clinton filled only half of a high school gym yesterday. You’d think even non-Obama supporters would show up to see him.

Good.

Can’t imagine why.

Uhh, wow.

I’m sure the people who live there and don’t have power appreciate this important stance for principles. (Also, gives the “without which da union” speech from Eraser new meaning, no?)

The crowd’s reaction is telling too, and not in a way that should have Axelrod sleeping well.

I am not making this up.

I’m not sure what’s scarier, the SCOTUS thing or the Barney Frank thing.

This is really something. It’s like they outsourced the editorial to Empire of Jeff and then cleaned up the language.

I guess that’s a unique form of voter outreach.

An amusing ad to counter the “Obama is your first time” trainwreck.

Item 1: Gay man calls gay radio host, is told repeatedly to kill themselves rather than vote for Romney.

Item 2: Gay man calls Rush Limbaugh, is treated respectfully.

I strongly suspect it’s actually user error, but either way be careful to double-check your ballot before you submit.

Bad hurricanes have hit the East Coast since at least 1831. And we’re pretty sure George Washington wasn’t driving an SUV.