Perfect.

They told me if I voted for Mitt Romney we’d see powerful politically-connected men outsourcing everything. And they were right!

I’m going to guess the rat-faced Iranian.

From the world of role-playing gamer jargon. I’m not entirely conversant in that stuff myself, but from what I know this is the most perfect description of Obama ever.

This has understandably gotten a lot of laughs. I think she’s not actually that dumb and this is the launch of phase 2 of ObamaCare in which the shambling failure of phase 1 is used to justify passing full socialized healthcare.

Mark Steyn takes on the latest Canadian stupidity.

Reggie’s tired of explaining to journalists that most of them aren’t his type.

I’m not sure which narrative makes Obama look worse, that the WH *did* do it because they’re petty children or that that kind of thing can happen without the WH knowing.

After all, that kind of thing screws up their plans to pit groups against other groups.

Really? They think he’ll listen to anyone that’s not Valerie Jarrett?

Seriously, condo associations and homeowners associations are flat-out Satanic.

Except that Malkin is actually cute and actually can move.

The Morons are… not impressed.

I am not making this up.

AKA the “nice country, shame if something happened to it” strategy preferred by Batman’s foes.

I am not making this up. Incidentally, they actually accuse her of being mainland Chinese, which is even more insulting.

Given the voter fraud found there I’m not surprised.

I like the idea of this movie. It’ll never get made though.

Ahh, the combination of feminism and all-powerful teachers’ unions.

Some modest proposals.

They claim it’s not because they’re out of money, just incompetent. I’m sure that makes the winners feel so much better.

And it looks like it’s made of foil and Saran Wrap.

Can we kick these idiots out of NATO yet? Ataturk’s secular government is gone.

Funny how that happened.

Spoiler alert: hilarity ensues.