He’s been successful at removing state funding for Planned Genocide, ya see.

Ahh, the old boiling the frog theory of government.

I am not making this up.

Lilith Fair hardest hit. Or it would be if it still existed, at least.

Very nice.

I smell one heck of an awesome product liability lawsuit.

“It’s easier to out yourself as gay to Republicans than it is to out yourself as Republican to gays“.

The UK-based HMV electronics chain (HMV = “His Master’s Voice”; they own the European rights to the Nipper logo but were not affiliated with RCA) found out the hard way.

I mean besides pointing out that he hasn’t had a career for the last decade.

I haven’t seen anything like all the commercials yet, but this one definitely generated the biggest buzz.

I am not making this up.

I mean, that would be scary and stuff.

I didn’t think it was gonna happen, but here comes the cackle.