Works for me.

This is going to be crickets from the media, of course.

Bonus: the perp said he had planned to smear Chick-Fil-A sandwiches on the corpses.

Actual facts about Planned KKK? This isn’t going to go over well.

I’ll act surprised if you will.

Reusable bags are super-homey to a particular bacteria that causes potentially life-threatening diarrhea, among other things. And if you wash them every use it’s less environmentally friendly than recycling the plastic bags. Liberals, own petard, assembly required.

Of course he is.

An abnormally great Day By Day strip.

Government tyranny defeated. George Washington would be proud.

Uhh, wow.

Uhh, how’s about no.

In which its pointed out that they’re doing everything wrong by normal free market rules and then wondering why the market is punishing them. But at least it’s not with a baby.

Not to be confused with actual preening, of course.