Yeah, you probably don’t want that on your permanent record.

Which is a huge amount of the country’s population, naturally.

Including 174,000 rounds for the Social Security Administration. Sounds like your next coverage rejection will be a bit more forceful, eh?

(Note: Ace hyperventilates because the story was sourced from conspiracy kook Alex Jones’s site, but Jones in turn got it from publicly available government records, so the actual ammo purchases are all verified).

Well, of course. They’re just protecting their boyfriend.

As everyone points out, even some Dems, he wouldn’t be asking this if the magic words “Sarah Palin” had appeared in the guy’s manifesto.

Some pretty funny stuff. I gather the biography of Kim Jong-Il means his mother was Sandra Fluke?

One of the best “they told me if I voted for Romney” jokes yet. Unless you’re one of the kids not eating because of this, of course.

Empire of Jeff made the cogent observation the other day that liberalism implies a complete lack of self-awareness.

I’m shocked, *shocked*, that members of the Cook County Machine are corrupt. Transmitting that corruption to Australia is a new wrinkle though.

Remember, Obama wants to force everyone to use public schools instead though. Reince, you listening?

The “Angry Birds” sound effect when the pancake’s done is just a bonus.

I guess there really are people out there more self-centered than Obama.

As the Professor says, “ethics” is “whatever helps the Democrats” now.

Some interesting final data from the election.

Or: No, there is no nationwide free WiFi being planned.