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Archive for March, 2015

Palate cleanser: macaw wants kisses

And he chatters a lot besides.

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  • This is what happens when you pack Congress with lawyers.

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  • Here’s a few.

    And Twitchy’s collected much more. I’m sensing a common thread with this guy: none of his jokes are actually funny.

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  • Uhh, wow.

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  • Bionic eyes are a thing

    Sounds pretty cool, if a bit pricey.

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  • I think Moe Lane is right. They certainly won’t be hired for any actual jobs.

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  • So when Skynet comes online and starts chasing Sarah Connor it’ll be the fault of progtards. I knew it!

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  • Smart bird, and very cute.

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  • Not surprising, and I’ll bet there won’t be a peep out of any gay rights lobbies.

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  • Obama’s really not gonna like that.

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  • But Stacy McCain knows one that is.

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  • Remember when the War Cock was deemed evil simply for having worked there?

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  • Rats, sinking ship, some assembly required.

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  • That would of course destroy their credibility if it even seemed to be true.

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  • This is why the Chamber of Commerce loves them some amnesty.

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  • They’re trying to push that only Indiana has it and that it’s explicitly intended to oppress gays, both of which are very false. (Indeed, it’s a near-copy of Illinois’ law, which was voted for by one Barack Obama, who I hear is a smart guy and a friend to all gays).

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  • I like this because he’s such a big bird but he’s eating super daintily. I half expect him to start speaking in a British accent.

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  • Yeah, I don’t think that’s gonna happen.

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  • All is forgiven if you vote Democrat, apparently.

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  • Sean Connery just went out to start all of his cars at once.

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  • As detailed here. But he was apparently diagnosed mentally ill (and hid it from the airline), and he told his girlfriend he was going to be famous soon.

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  • Remember, he had injuries consistent with a beating by, for instance, union thugs, and now he’s suddenly retiring.

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  • I’ll take “Whores Who Got Caught” for $500, Trebek!

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  • Wait, what?

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  • I am not making this up.

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