One Response for "I only live here"

1. Mari February 12th, 2003 at 2:42 pm 1

   As the emperor says, swallow before you click on the link. I have to say that these are the funniest, most wonderful satires of all times. I am especially partial to the last paragraph in all of them, where it identifies Rummy as the murderer, leaving pictures, notarized statements, etc. And the police never have a clue as to whom the guilty party is. I end up laughing so hard that I am barely breathing, and everything hurts. Only do one at a time. Today I made the mistake of going to the older ones and reading them all together. This is a mistake! Don’t follow the links to Rummy’s earlier press conferences unless you don’t get stomach aches from laughing too hard. I find that a box of tissues is helpful for wiping my eyes and the computer. There is no possible way to avoid laughing like a hyena, unless you have no sense of humor. Which would make you a reporter, and fair game for the Rumsfeld Strangler.