A liberal douchenozzle (that word wasn’t scored this year) is going to send letters to past Republican contributors threatening to mess with their lives if they don’t get right with Barry O. As Allah says, if it weren’t so obviously a stupid liberal thing you’d think it was a Rove plot to increase donations.

Update: Ace has more details (don’t miss the guy’s picture) and the top 10 other threats this guy will make.