Irony is the enemy of the post-modern left(tm)
From Neal Boortz (he told part of this on the air, and then stopped and posted the punchline on his web site to avoid getting in trouble.
(The first part of the joke that he told on the radio is necessarily not an exact quote).
A group of schoolchildren were discussing which body part would reach heaven first when you die.
One little girl said “Your hands”. When asked why, she said “Because you put your hands together in prayer to be closer to God”.
The teacher asked for other answers. A boy said “Your feet”. When asked why, he said… (click for the punchline. The trivially offended should skip it).
“because the other day I was walking by my parents’ bedroom and my mom had her feet sticking straight up in the air and she was screaming “Oh God, I’m coming,” and if my dad hadn’t had her pinned down we would have lost her for sure.”