Irony is the enemy of the post-modern left(tm)
It’s all true: Larry Flynt has officially entered the California recall election, bringing the current total of candidates to ONE MEELION, give or take a few hundred thousand.
“California is the most progressive state in the union,” said Flynt, 61. “I don’t think anyone here will have a problem with a smut peddler as governor.”
I can’t wait to see the campaign ads…
“Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation.” — Larry Flynt
Vote for Hustler to replace the Hustler!
You thought Oregon was the Beaver-State!
Finally someone to park in the handicapped spaces at the Capitol!
Sodomy legal? Hell we’ll require it!
The voter’s pamphlet is color and it’s gonna fold out!
Medi-Cal will now cover plastic surgery!
“Majority rule only works if you’re also considering individual rights. Because you can’t have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper. ” — Larry Flynt
He’s got my vote… any Democrats wanta put me on the list to mail me an absentee ballot?
In related news, attempting to nail the four legged vote, Flynt has nominated Fifi, a dominatrix cocker spaniel,with a serious leather fetish, to be his lieutenant governor. “Life is a bitch and so ifs Fifi,” said Flynt, who was going down for the last time, in the Pacific Ocean. Flynt was not alone at the time.
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