Irony is the enemy of the post-modern left(tm)
Dear Mr. Giles,
As you can see from the attached briefing document, we have a bit of a situation. As Dr. Walsh is no longer available to advise us on these matters, the president contacted with Mr. Blair’s goverment. They referred us to the Watcher’s council who in turn suggested that you may be able to provide some assistance in this matter. Secretary Rumsfeld has suggested pre-emptively nuking Florida, but that is really not an option at this point. Dr. Rice, after speaking with some “zombie experts” called Capcom suggested we litter the Florida coast with small arms, ammo, and health kits and bring in some teenagers. I’m not sure what they hoped to accomplish.
I understand you are in posession of unique weapons that could help us rid ourselves of the zombie hordes. Rumsfeld informs me that his research has turned up a codename: Buffy and a codename: Faith. Strange names for weapons, but perhaps you could advise us as to whether a Buffy-based-initiative or a Faith-based-initiative would be the wiser course of action. Please contact me at your earliest convenience that we might discuss this issue in greater detail.
Department of Homeland Security