Irony is the enemy of the post-modern left(tm)
Methinks Allah buried the lede on this story about new “Jimmie Hatz” brand condoms. Observe:
To appeal to youth, the condoms are named “Great Dane” and “Rottweiler” and come in shiny wrappers adorned with a cartoon dog wearing a thick gold chain.
Yes, they’ve named a condom after Emperor Misha. Run for your lives, idiotarians!