I am not making this up.

He’s a cute little guy too.

So wait, she’s still in China?

They can’t handle the War Cock.

And he throws about as well as Obama.

As Zip says, CAIR’s going to go ballistic over their use of the word “jihad”. Also, it’s not great that they apparently know someone’s planning this but not who.

By shooting the trigger switch on a bomb they were fiddling with. Nice shot!

Funny how that works given that Islam is the #1 cause of FGM.

No, I’m kidding, it’s an April blizzard.

Now that’s some neighborhood watch I can get behind.

Police Gone Wild, part one meeelion.

An actual act of journalism.

The Most Transparent Administration Ever strikes again.

Because raaaaacist. Or something.

The PM is not President Hollande, just to clear that up going in. I kind of hate these European-style parliamentary systems.

It’s not helping the previously uninsured to any great amount, and that was supposedly the point of passing it in the first place.

Now this is one heck of a story.

Because why not I guess.

Very funny.

Apparently this has been a long time coming.

It’s also notable that we’re hearing about this from foreign media.

This is going to get good.

I mocked this earlier, but there’s really no excuse for losing to Wisconsin.

I’m not seeing a problem.

Of course they do.