I couldn’t possibly make this up.

That’s a really, really good line.

Free speech and free discussion of ideas are anathema to today’s leftist academia. Plato wept.

That’s how you know your apology was awful.

I am not making this up.

Your feral government in action.

The business owner (good lord, THE EARS) brings up a worthwhile point about this too: if your lowest-level employees make $15/hour you have to raise everyone else’s salary accordingly so they aren’t making more than, say, the manager.

Also, I like the comment over there that Mika is on that show just to make Scarborough look smart.

I have no idea what it’s saying because British accent and stuff, but it’s pretty nuts.

Uhh, wow.

My favorite line, by far? The witness saying that shootings are expected at varsity games, but not JV.

Guys, your card came back as “declined”.

It’s like he’s a secret Muslim or something.

This is pretty funny.

I’m starting to get the feeling that whoever’s making up these “man-” words doesn’t like men very much.

Most recently the “high school student makes billions in stock market” story that was in all the major newspapers and reported on all the cable networks before it was exposed as a hoax.

And that’s pretty much all the cover NBC needs to fire him now.

Birds of course always love treats.

I wouldn’t mind it if that happened.

Thus successfully making Obama look like an even gianter pussy.

No word on if he’s into the Searchlight Strangler’s other hobbies.

That’s the sort of thing that’ll ruin your whole week.

It’s always funny when the left’s factions square off, but this one is especially so.

He then made it worse.

LOL. Naturally that didn’t end well.

Here’s some short snarky video evidence.