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Monkeys

Treacher has the last word on the election. Or something.

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  • In other news

    The Florida Senatorial race is over. Betty Castor conceded to Mel Martinez. More happy dance, please.

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  • BTW

    I’d like to congratulate Senator Kerry and John Edwards for doing the right thing and not Sore-Losermaning us. Seriously.

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  • It’s over

    Kerry called Bush to concede, and he’ll speak at 1 PM Eastern.

    UPDATE: Steve’s already on it with Photoshop a-blazin’.

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  • The dark lining

    Cynthia McKinney, now dubbed “The Cutest Little Jihadist In Congress” by Neal Boortz, was elected once again to the US House.

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  • Sure, it’s gloating, but so what

    Frank J. has a very special message for liberals. Yeah, I know, there’s a lot of those going around.

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  • Parker & Stone: 1 P. Diddy: 0

    Despite all the registrations that “Vote or Die” and other efforts kicked up, the percentage of 18-24s voting this year was identical to 2000.

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  • BTW

    Bush has broken the all-time popular vote record for President set by Reagan. Many old saws broke their teeth last night, including that high turnout means a guaranteed Donk cakewalk.

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  • Phat beats not enough

    K-Lo quotes a hysterical Indymedia post.

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  • Like a man

    LaShawn knows what’s up.

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  • Meanwhile

    It looks like the Chicago Machine is alive and well.

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  • Rundown

    Mark Steyn was doing live electionblogging and I wasn’t informed. Oh well.

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  • Contrarian

    Rather than discuss the election, Lileks has decided to BURN YOUR EYES OUT. Gentlemen, behold!

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  • Eyewitness

    Cox & Forkum depict the scene at the Kerry camp.

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  • In the Navy

    Val has a special message for Kerry.

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  • No “selected”

    The President is the winner, of both the popular and electoral votes. Kerry’s refusing to concede, but GWB is expected to claim victory later this morning. (Incidentally, it’s midterm for Kerry so he doesn’t lose his Senate job. Edwards isn’t so lucky).

    Other fun stuff: Tom Daschle is definitely gone, and it looks like Cuban-American Mel Martinez has beaten pro-Hamas academic Betty Castor in Florida, although that one’s very close and will likely be recounted.

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  • Unconventional coverage

    Frank J. is liveblogging all night. Or something.

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  • Gitmo with snails

    Unsurprisingly, the French are cracking down on Muslims much more forcefully than even Frank’s Rummy could dream of. Where’s the ACLU now?

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  • Fascinating.

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  • As usual, folks who can’t string words together are trying it anyway.

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  • Get all the news

    …at The Command Post. Headlines currently up include possible irregularities in Philly, MoveOn.org harassing voters in Minnesota, and way way more. Michele runs the place so you know it’s cool ;-)

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  • Hee hee

    Moxie’s out suppressing the vote. Excellent.

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  • Interesting

    Boortz just mentioned that UK bookmakers think Bush is going to win.

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  • Florida election update

    I just voted – it took about 30 minutes. There were several cute women waving Bush signs at the legally prescribed “safe distance” and no sign of the Ketchup Avenger, although one snotty looking yuppie woman (I’m being redundant) had a Kedwards sticker on her Prada sweater. BTW, Orange County used “connect the lines with a marker” ballots, no chads possible.

    And of course I voted for Bush and for medical malpractice victims getting at least 70% of any settlement (the lawyers were howling tooth and nail about that one – that’s all the endorsement I need).

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  • Rollin’

    Tim Blair has plenty of reasons to roll your eyes. (#1: it annoys Daschle).

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