After this latest In My World, I’ve concluded that Frank’s Bush is actually Eric Cartman.

…by Muslims, of course. LGF has the 411 right here.

Andrea Harris discovers the secret of Puce. No, really.

Francis Fukuyama thinks we need to start dealing with the House of Saud.

Dr. Frank wrote a song named after the popular catchphrase. I can’t get the link to the MP3 to work since it’s being Instalanched at the moment, but try again later.

Den Beste says now is the time to follow France’s example. You might be surprised as to what that example is though.

Mike Hendrix Fisks Germany. Although they might enjoy that sort of thing, who knows?

Same place all the cowboys went? But seriously, James Bennett has another excellent column up. This one reveals one of the larger elephants in western Europe’s living room. (Hat tip: the Blogfather)

But naturally, he gets the last word, and the commenters pile on.

What’s the hip new beer with the kids these days? Pabst Blue Ribbon. I am not making this up. (Hat tip: Fark)

The UK magazine Private Eye has published the Beeb’s apology so they don’t have to.

Laurence Simon discovers the truth about ‘the bulldozer bitch’. Naturally, it ain’t pretty.

Michele finally gives in and posts a picture of her in her new glasses, after a bit of Photoshop to make it look like she’s on a crappy TV.

Frank is spreading scurrilous rumors about the Blogfather. Need I mention that hilarity ensues?

First the Russkies, now the Germans turn out to have been having a closer relationship with Saddam than was thought. Does that mean all of Schroeder’s coy anti-Americanism was actually driven by eeevil capitalist greed?

A combination of Old Europeans and US professors have declared in al-Jazeera that the US, UK, and Australia are liable and can be sued for “violating international law”. Uh huh. We’re waiting for elite French commandos to come and enforce that. Hee hee!

April 26th, when we get the next new Trading Spaces, is next week. But until then Kim has finally delivered her recap of last week’s third (of three) new episodes.

Wow. Just wow. Go read it.

Apparently the Pallie terrorists watched too many Road Runner cartoons or something. I mean, really.

I’ve fixed the long-standing problem where IE6 doesn’t show the comment form on the individual archives (it was always fine in pretty much every other browser). Also, I’m goofing with the logo because I can

Gangstas in Nawlins recently perped a shooting with a (currently banned) AK-47. The solution proposed by Democrats? Extend the ban. My brain hurts, and so does Kim du Toit’s.

Acidman mocks scaremongering news reporting.

Studies indicate that (surprise!) the focus on self-esteem in schools makes kids conceited at best, and psycho at worst.

Frank now has a hate-mail category.

Mark Steyn takes on the New York Times. Drink alert.