Everyone’s piling on the Gray Lady today. Glenn has the roundup so I don’t have to

“Rarr!” Rumsfeld shouted, “I’ll kill you all for reasons I’ll think of later!”

Yes, our long national humor nightmare is over. Frank’s world is back and open for business.

The Iraqis kept some bizzare info about Israel.

Plus, the AP blames Israel for the new roadmap having no chance. I guess Billy McKinney has a new job.

And, whadya know, with Saddam out of the picture the Pallies have no money to build bombs. Awww.

The EU’s greenhouse gas emissions are up. The US’s are down. Ya gotta love it.

Bill Quick doesn’t like the Donks’ chances in 2004. And don’t miss the comments either: Tony Foresta actually posts less than 5 lines *twice*.

It’s a bad idea to troll Andrea’s blog. Really.

Blogshares has always been for entertainment only, but Steve H. discovered that it may not even be good for that. Hmmm.

Debka is reporting some interesting stuff about Chirac. Hopefully it’s all true.

Molly Ivins gets a double-barrel blast from the Emperor.

Dennis Miller is scheduled to be on tonight’s Tonight Show with Jay Leno. That’s 11:35 PM EST on NBC…

UPDATE:

On Clinton: “Bill, if you were any more low-rent, you’d be a spring break destination”.

Here’s a fascinating article by liberal Michael J. Totten explaining that he thinks the left lacks a good knowledge of history. I’m not sure if I completely agree or not, but it’s food for thought. (Hat tip to Matt Welch for this one)

Canada signed the Kyoto bill of goodsTreaty. The US didn’t. Guess which country has declining pollution? Yeah, I thought so too. Silly socialists, you need evil capitalist profits to invest in clean technologies.

Here’s some info about a rather moronic rally in London. I don’t think these people realize that Hizb’allah is already batting above their class with just the IDF. They *really* wouldn’t want to meet the US armed forces…

Freedom of speech? Think again, Dixie Chicks.

Also, the seminal punk band NOFX wants you to know two important facts: they’re PUNK, and they HATE BUSH. I’m sorry, do I hear someone’s relevance fading?

I’ve avoided mentioning the whole “Bill Bennett gambles, HA-ha!” bit until now, but Steve H covers it so well I’m going to mention it now.

Kim du Toit does not like Hizzoner Richie Daley.

Cox and Forkum know where it leads.

OTB has dug up an excellent cartoon about the little-noticed Democratic pre-primary debate.

There’s a startling new hazard for Israeli police.

The anti-war-for-a-price MP is in more hot water all the time, and has now been suspended from the Labour Party. Curiously, no US media has mentioned any of this despite approvingly quoting him before the war.

Russia and Belarus are in trouble now. Ya know, invading Iraq was worthwhile just to flush out all this “transnational” entertainment.

France is under fire for violating EU law. I thought they were the law in the EU.

France may have helped Saddam and his government escape from Iraq. Can we just bomb Paris now and get it over with?

The Iraqis have begun expelling the Pallies from Iraq.

Here’s Deborah’s weekly recap, this time covering Hildi and Kia’s Big Adventure (aka “Orlando: Smith Street”).