Inoperable Terran

Irony is the enemy of the post-modern left(tm)

Pallies fail, again

Since everything they do is a failure it’s almost superflous to mention the details, but they were trying to sneak into Israel and blow up a small town.

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  • I am not making this up, although clearly the author is quite ignorant of the Constitution – the President is not an officer, commissioned or otherwise, and UCMJ doesn’t apply.

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  • The law firm of Nixon Peabody (which sounds like an especially drug-inspired episode of Rocky and Bullwinkle) commissioned a theme song (which they insist is not a theme song), and now they’re getting cranky because the entire Internet is laughing at them. Warning: the song is bad (it sounds like a Pointer Sisters cover band, or the theme to a late 80s legal drama with Melanie Griffith) but the chorus *will* get stuck in your head.

    Exit question for musical technology geeks that read this: are any of the sounds *not* presets from the Korg M1 or Wavestation? I was half expecting to hear “Universe” or the infamous Enya Pan Flute at some point.

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  • Very nice. I think the drive-bys now are in full “we must defend the war so Hillary beats Obama” mode now. I always knew the Clintons were good for something.

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  • Awww

    Poor Bill Maher got his Cheerios pissed in by the New York Times after he put their Baghdad reporter on live and tried to get him to bash Bush and say we needed to pull out immediately.

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  • Hahahahaha

    Tim Blair and the ‘Hawk went searching for global warming.

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  • Jedi mind trick

    It even works on WMDs.

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  • This is about as convincing as their other pro-shamnesty arguments. When’s the sale to News Corp going to clear so they can send in Brit Hume with a pad of pink slips?

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  • Jihad in St. Paul

    A woman was beaten and raped in an apartment hallway with plenty of witnesses and none of them did a thing, because everyone involved was apparently with the Religion of Peace™.

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  • Robert Fisk joins the Truthers

    It was inevitable.

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  • Unlike A-double-lizzle I think it’s mildly amusing, but mileage may vary.

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  • Finally

    Now I know why everyone supports Fatah over Hamas: at the Hamas security graduation there were no flaming hoops. But Fatah had their graduation today, and they delivered! Flaming hoops! Also the world’s gheyest camo.

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  • Get back in your cage!

    Opus the Penguin is being censored in dozens of newspapers for daring to possibly offend the Religion of Peace™.

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  • Ahh, those layers of fact-checking

    MSNBC quoted a parody Al Sharpton site about Ookie da Kang. The parody involves Brett Favre fighting dolphins with spears duct-taped to their heads in a pool, so you’d think they might have suspected something.

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  • Yes, it’s true

    Lileks shows deep-fried Snickers bars so you don’t have to eat them.

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  • Still in play

    More fun from Iraq.

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  • I am not making this up. But Ace knew all along it was those Scandis.

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  • Bad idea

    There’s a pitch floating around for Ferris Bueller at 40. No, I don’t think so.

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  • I really wonder if he’s actually running or if he’s just comic relief supplied by the DNC.

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  • Fantastic

    Taxpayer money is funding schools in Ohio that are run by CAIR and intended to turn Somali immigrants into jihadis.

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  • Fantastic

    Here’s the comedy gold of the sports blogosphere for the next year: University of Michigan football player Marques Slocum‘s replies to a quiz on Facebook. Fair warning: you may be called “racist” for thinking this is funny, but c’mon.

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  • Nice

    New Jersey has ordered all cities that they may no longer be “sanctuary cities”. Related: Geraldo’s crying.

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  • Blowback

    The Seattle Post-Intelligencer refused to print a picture of 2 men wanted by the FBI on the grounds that the men are Muslim, so that would be racist. They got nationwide scorn for that, and of course they’re going all Franklin Foer and digging in deeper.

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  • Man bites dog

    Another sign of the upcoming fracturing of the leftist coalition: Greenpeace is running a TV ad slamming Ted Kennedy.

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  • Perfect

    The author of the “capitalism causes global warming” article the other day was just given a major cash award for it.

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