A high school senior got in some trouble after distributing a letter on school stationary informing parents that the school would provide hotel rooms and condoms on prom night. (Hat tip: Obscure Store)

A man got into trouble after submitting a photo of he and his fiancee in joke glasses to the paper. But now the wedding’s on again and she enjoys the joke after Jay Leno made fun of them. There’s a story to tell the kids… (Hat tip: Obscure Store, which is now in the “other fun stuff” section of the roll).

The McCain-Feingold “campaign finance reform” (those are extra-strong scare quotes) law is being disassembled by the courts as un-Constitutional. Which it, of course, is and was all along.

The KlingonsGermans are alarmed now that it’s clear many of our troops won’t be returning to bases in Germany. Y’all should’ve thought of that before voting overwhelmingly for anti-American martinet Schroeder, eh?

Debka is reporting that Saddam’s WMDs are in Syria, and Colin Powell is getting cranky about it. Good.

Frank J. will be offline until Wednesday or so. You may need to resort to reading ScrappleFace in his absense. Even though they won’t say “RAAR!”

No US media outlet is reporting the George Galloway story. Curious, considering they quoted him all the time pre-war…

Michele turns a new story about looting in Iraq into a pitch-perfect parody of the original hysteria about the museum looting (latest tally: under 30 items missing, most believed to have stolen on behalf of wealthy Europeans. Puts a different spin on it, no?).

Well, now I’ve seen everything…

I’m not going to spoil this, you’ll just have to click here… multiple drink warning. Thanks Blackmoor…

He’s headed straight for Schroeder-like levels of trouble. Couldn’t be happening to a nicer guy.

Steve H. is very big in Poland.

Also, he’s not impressed by the Hollywood lawyers trying to shutdown boycott-hollywood.us.

Mark Steyn is fricking ON today. Do not miss this column, and do not drink anything for at least an hour before or after.

Greenpeace hippies dressed as Ents (from LOTR) marched in Canada to protest something or another. (Hat tip: Fark)

PS: does this mean Chretien is Sarumon?

Michael Jackson is looking for a house in Miami. Eeeeeeeeeeeee!

Frank gets more hate mail, this time from defenders of Michael Moore. The Emperor of course leaves the best response, in the comments.

He also has more lies about Glenn Reynolds. I kinda think that’s getting played out though: how about lies about Misha or something as a changeup?

Susanna wonders if serial plagarist and NYTimes reporter Jayson Blair has his job simply because he’s black. Laurence certainly thinks so.

Yeah, I noticed the automated BlogShares stats on the right were suddenly all zeros. Apparently the site going non-beta caused bustage in the MT plugin we’re using. Luckily there was already a new version available.

Cox and Forkum take down Carter and Fidel.

The Star-Tribune‘s IT staff apparently doesn’t work over the weekend, meaning they post Sunday’s Backfence on Friday. And this week’s is a doozy. It’s all about Oreos, in inimitable Lileksian fashion.

Andrea says so. Also, from the comments, I strongly suggest nobody say anything idiotarian around Sharon.

A newly retired newsman is doing for Peter Jennings what Bernie did for Dan Rather. I’d express shock, but, err, it’s network news, whadya want?

Matt Welch did his day of filming as a Ben Affleck look-alike. Scary stuff. And now that I think that way, the picture of him in the hat on the left column *does* look like “B. Lo”. Brrrr.

Victor Davis Hanson delivers the spankings. (Link from MommaBear, who got it from VodkaPundit).

Calling Steve H. is probably a bad idea.

Also, in the comments, someone from a k12.us domain demands Steve’s Desert Eagle .50. I bet Michael Moore can’t wait for *that* massacre.

Plus, Steve accidentally buys low-fat ice cream. I’m speaking for myself only here, but I think 2 pounds of real Reese’s peanut butter cups could cure most any bad feelings.