Yes, that’s right, George W Bush is a tool of Satan. I thought that was Saddam, haven’t they seen the South Park movie?

Chirac and Schroeder are under increasing pressure to admit they fucked up and fix relations with the US. Meanwhile Wolfowitz is recommending that France be cut out of NATO decision making.

The Hong Kong tourism board has a really tasteless new ad out. If you don’t understand why at first, remember SARS. (Hat tip to Megan McArdle).

Lileks now is on every Friday with the tastefully named Ian Punnitt (that’s 9 AM local time on 107.1 FM in Minneapolis/St. Paul). Check it out if you’re in the People’s Republic.

Marines have discovered what appears to be a crudely disguised mobile bioweapons lab, according to FNC’s Rick Leventhal (who’s embedded with them).

Ken Layne also takes time out to Fisk Victor Davis Hanson. Why? VDH implied that David Letterman was as bad as Maureen Dowd, and nobody deserves that comparison.

Matt Welsh takes on anti-media liberal journalists. Ken Layne piles on, and attracts a troll (who gets nuked by the always amusing Jim Treacher, even if he doesn’t realize it).

Acidman performs a special high-density Fisking of the New York Times.

Now here’s some quality snark by Den Beste.

Nancy Pelosi is whining that we spent a lot of money to bring down the statue. Ass.

Conservababe Ann Coulter declares total defeat for the Looney Left. Hee hee! (Hat tip: the Emperor).

Kim du Toit presents…another installment of Doctor Strange Love (not to be confused with some hippie movie).

The Emperor got hate mail. You know what happens next, right boys and girls?

The Iraqi National Congress says “Screw the UN and the Pallies, Israel is our friend”. Amazing.

Andrea Harris had a bizzare dream. Hilarity ensues in the comments when Kim du Toit and Ralf Goergens show up.

Dennis Miller struck again, this time on last night’s Conan O’Brien. If I’m not mistaken, last night’s Conan is run every day at 7 or 8 PM the next day on Comedy Central, so check it out if you can.

Normally I don’t link to all-Gnat Backfences, but this one needs an exception for this delightfully topical joke:

Take her on a monster check before bed — with her in your arms so she feels safe — let her see there is nothing lurking in the closet.

We’ve done this. She keeps insisting that inspections will not work; she prefers invasion and occupation.

James Bennett has the details of Ultimate Anglo-American Victory. Oops, sorry France!

More Arab shock and awe.

A marginally related funny quote by Shaquille O’Neal after a game the other day: he pointed to Kobe Bryant and said “I’m Shaq and he’s Awe”. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

The House passed a resolution condemning Castro’s latest human rights abuses. It passed 414-0 with 11 voting “present” (which means “against, but I’m afraid it’ll piss off voters”). I’ll bet you’ll never guess who those 11 are.

John Derbyshire can’t help himself.

It’s “Fisk the Geeks” week at the Terran. After yesterday’s comic book extravaganza, here’s a fine Fisking of sci-fi author Spider Robinson. (Hat tip: Rand Simberg)

If you want the funny, look no further than Mark Steyn. Major drink alert!

Steve H. invokes Hitchens (always in good taste), and then explains why he doesn’t care about liberal blogs.

Iraqis looted and destroyed the French and German cultural centers in Baghdad. Wonder why that is? (Hat tip: the Blogfather).