Columnist and reporter Michael Kelly was killed today while doing embedded reporting in Iraq.

Why couldn’t it have been Geraldo?

Update: The Indymedia ghouls are having a party, but NRO has some appropriate words.

This is too funny.

After a while without one, the Emperor gets Fiskin’ again, this time on some sop who doesn’t understand why nobody’s buying even if peace sells.

LGF discovers Al Jazeera’s animated “political” cartoons. M. Kahil and Billy McKinney would be proud.

Andrea Harris says people like a winner, and Old Europe is senile. Trust me, once you live in Florida long enough you can recognize it instantly.

Kevin, currently stationed in Iraq, has a story about a 20/20 news crew that’ll make Barbara Walters cry. Or something. (hat tip: Andrea Harris).

An actor from The Sopranos was arraigned for their involvement in an Ecstasy ring with ties to the Gambino family.

A Japanese kids’ TV show attempts to explain the war. Michele doesn’t help matters any by supplying an alternate translation.

Mark Steyn says the press should treat SARS more like how it’s treating the war and vice-versa.

Nick Denton has a slightly evil, but quite interesting idea, and the Professor expands on it. Sounds good to me.

Ladies and gentlemen, the new world’s stupidest man.

I agree with everything Mike Hendrix says here. PFC Lynch is 100% pure awesome.

An Iraqi man was asked what he thought they’d get now that Saddam and the Ba’athists were gone. His priceless answer: “Democracy! Whiskey! And sexy!!!” (hat tip: Best of the Web).

Ben Domenech got to talk to Lord Voldemort, aka Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder.

A large group of people walked out of a Pearl Jam concert after Eddie Vedder started abusing a picture of GWB. (hat tip: the Blogfather).

UPDATE: Michele is on this story too.

Mark Steyn says keep the UN out of Iraq.

The UK’s Mirror is reaching record lows of circulation due to their anti-war / pro France stance.

A man in Alton, IL (near St. Louis) was arrested for putting naked pictures of himself under the windshield wipers of parked cars. The pictures included an email address. (Hat tip, as for most of this weird stuff, to the Obscure Store).

Just go look at the picture. This one really is worth 1000 words.

Lileks notes thanks to a new DVD that Billy McKinney hasn’t aged a day since Vichy France, where it was still all about the J-E-W-S. Some fine cracks about Sharon’s domination of all news media from his computer ensue.

Lane Core points out that just because your plan isn’t exact doesn’t mean you don’t win anyway. (Hat tip: Cut on the Bias).

Everyone’s linked to this tale of exactly how smart the whole “embedded reporters” thing is turning out to be, but I hadn’t yet so it wasn’t official. Ha! The title of this post answers the reporter’s question.

Professor De Genova, of the “Million Mogadishus” comment, is now too scared to appear at his own classes. And nobody’s even threatened him.

Steve H. says we are all J-E-W-S now. And he’s right. Don’t miss his link to Meryl Yourish’s excellent summary of post-9/11 anti-Semetism.

I’m sorry, I’ve concluded that “Cox and Forkum” sounds like a bad porno. That’s nothing off the quality of their fine cartoons though such as this example. Although I think Amanpour was much hotter during Gulf War I.