Andrea Harris had a bizzare dream. Hilarity ensues in the comments when Kim du Toit and Ralf Goergens show up.

Dennis Miller struck again, this time on last night’s Conan O’Brien. If I’m not mistaken, last night’s Conan is run every day at 7 or 8 PM the next day on Comedy Central, so check it out if you can.

Normally I don’t link to all-Gnat Backfences, but this one needs an exception for this delightfully topical joke:

Take her on a monster check before bed — with her in your arms so she feels safe — let her see there is nothing lurking in the closet.

We’ve done this. She keeps insisting that inspections will not work; she prefers invasion and occupation.

James Bennett has the details of Ultimate Anglo-American Victory. Oops, sorry France!

More Arab shock and awe.

A marginally related funny quote by Shaquille O’Neal after a game the other day: he pointed to Kobe Bryant and said “I’m Shaq and he’s Awe”. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

The House passed a resolution condemning Castro’s latest human rights abuses. It passed 414-0 with 11 voting “present” (which means “against, but I’m afraid it’ll piss off voters”). I’ll bet you’ll never guess who those 11 are.

John Derbyshire can’t help himself.

It’s “Fisk the Geeks” week at the Terran. After yesterday’s comic book extravaganza, here’s a fine Fisking of sci-fi author Spider Robinson. (Hat tip: Rand Simberg)

If you want the funny, look no further than Mark Steyn. Major drink alert!

Steve H. invokes Hitchens (always in good taste), and then explains why he doesn’t care about liberal blogs.

Iraqis looted and destroyed the French and German cultural centers in Baghdad. Wonder why that is? (Hat tip: the Blogfather).

Here’s Charles Krauthammer, and here’s Victor Davis Hanson. The Hammer makes fun of the hippies, while VDH makes fun of Maureen Dowd.

NRO has a roundup of stupid predictions about the war.

Waaaaaaah. Plus, The Fisk, and the nuclear facility is confirmed.

The left and their allies the Islamokazis have been thrown into a tailspin by yesterday’s news. Hee hee! (Hat tip: the Blogfather).

The Media Minder plumbs the depths of the blind ideological hatred of the modern Left.

Radio host Hugh Hewitt had noted writer Victor Davis Hanson on, and asked him if he agreed with some things Lileks had witten. Old Media is our pawn now. Mwahahahaha.

Don’t mess with the US Air Force.

Frank made up a I Love America song. You can dance to it and it mocks France, so I give it 7.2 out of 10.

Cranky 12-year-old (yes, really) Jay checks out the Emperor’s AIM chat to figure out why his dumb human (me) is paying attention to it instead of him:

Check out this scoop from LGF.

Iraq’s ambassador is the first to formally admit defeat!.

Will the liberals be next? (Hat tip: the Emperor on the AIM chat thingy).

Charles Johnson is completely correct. That great moment this morning with the statue coming down and Iraqis pulling pieces off to sell on eBay is IN OUR NAME. Not yours, anti-war biznitches.

Here’s the LGF thread.

The Pallies are shocked that they’ve picked the wrong horse, again. Heh.

Andrea Harris notices that Michael Moore has opened his abnormally large trap again.