Mark Steyn is tired of waiting. Drink alert.

Israeli blogger Ribbity Frog nearly took the bus that was most recently bombed by Paleosimians. Brrrrrrr. (Link also via OceanGuy).

The Florida state quarter design has been chosen. Cool. (Link via OceanGuy).

Wal-Mart’s website put up the wrong description for The Hobbit. Hilarity ensues.

Robert over at Conundrum has unearthed a story claiming that a tornado that hit Cyprus was the result of a Zionist/Mossad weather-control experiment carried on board Columbia. Also apparently NASA and the Israeli Air Force are involved. I’m laughing too hard to comprehend exactly what the story is claiming. Anyway, go check it out.

Doggerelpundit has written a great song about the Blogosphere. Check it out and have a few laughs. (Link blatently stolen from Kathy K).

Wacky fun for the whole family.

Eugene also Fisks Michael Kinsley, who’s always well-deserving of it.

Eugene Volokh has a handy chart explaining why attacking Iraq is a better idea than attacking the NoKos.

Steyn’s funniest column in ages (and that’s a high bar) is right through that link.

Helen Thomas was full-on snubbed at last night’s press conference. Perhaps Frank’s world isn’t so far off after all.

Victor Davis Hanson is at it again. You already know that means “just go read it”.

Finally, and please avoid this link if you easily sustain mental damage, but here’s Arafat kissing (male) Holocaust denier Abu Mazen.

Iraq has expelled the human shields, after the shields refused to “guard” the targets Saddam wants them to. Hee hee!

The Emperor capably Fisks(tm) a mush-brained individual who claims EUrope knows best. Yeah, right.

French companies are continuing to sell weapons and weapon parts to Iraq. I’ll try to act shocked about this if you do.

The Emperor has posted his picture. Look in the right column underneath the ad for the mug…

FlashBunny has a great new one, The Adventures of Human Shield Man.

Den Beste writes a typically detailed article on why we need to do what we’re (hopefully) going to do. (Link via the always-bellicose Bill Quick, who agrees).

I was watching the DVD of the Matrix again today, and something occured to me of political relevance. When the Shit is About To Hit The Fan(tm), Neo says he needs one thing:

Guns. Lots of guns.

You’ll notice it’s not Liberal Democrats. Lots of liberal Democrats. Nor Socialist policies. Lots of them. And trial lawyers to back ‘em up..

Just had to make that observation.

I was gonna collect some links to analysis and stuff, but Glenn’s already done it at least as well as I could, so just go check out what he’s got

John Walker Lindh (the “American Taliban”) was beaten up by some white supremicists in prison. Apparently they didn’t do a very good job though.

Solly Ezekiel’s baby (last seen in an LGF T-shirt) has a pretty serious-sounding heart condition, and he’ll require open heart surgery probably before he’s 6 months old. Read about it here.

That’s Blogspot, so if that link isn’t working for you, go here to BabyPundit and scroll down to March 5, 2003 on the post titled “Ducky”.

Here’s another picture, and a great story of anti-idiotarian shopping.

More proof that many of the marchers wouldn’t know peace if it smacked ‘em with a 2×4.

There’s some interesting new theories about the death of Stalin afoot.

Tim Blair is Fisking Fidel Castro. Ehehehe.

Umpires are suing over a new computerized umpiring system. If it has a consistent strike zone, I’m all for it.