Scott Ganz has discovered that C&C Generals is perhaps a bit more accurate than even the designers intended.

The “peace protesters” are making war more likely. Mheh.

Den Beste has answers, as usual.

I know, I know, magic 8-balls are so last decade. Too bad, this is still pretty funny.

Via, well, everyone: L.T. Smash, “Live from the Sandbox”.

EU editorial cartoons aren’t very bullish on their future either.

The Emperor isn’t impressed with the proposed new Towers. I can’t say I am either.

In order to make the site work again at all I had to delete all entries from 2/25 and 2/26. Don’t ask me, I just work here…

Alright. I’m blogrolling Kevin Parrott right now. The top 3 reasons, from the home office:

1) He leaves great comments on Michele’s site
2) He’s named “Parrott”, so my cockatiel insisted
3) He spoke truth to power re: Nirvana

Mark Steyn. The Religion of Peace(tm). Europe. You know the winner, but go read anyway. Oh, and drink alert.

Ladies and gentlemen, the best ready.gov Photoshop yet. (From this Fark.com contest).

Another contest entry. That’s Glenn as Neo, with Den Beste behind him and Andrew Sullivan to the left. But uhh, that means Charles Johnson is Trinity, which is just wrong. (Actually, Neo should be Kim du Toit on general gun principles anyway, but…)

Leave it to the Europeans to turn the Great White nightclub tragedy into more anti-American dribble.

(Link via Best of the Web).

The Media Minder catches Aaron McGruder, the artist behind The Boondocks, when he thinks nobody is listening.

Envirowackos have announced that blizzards are due to global warming. Kim du Toit isn’t buying it.

Joel Shumacher, director of the vampire comedy classic The Lost Boys, has quote of the day.

I think people always think success in show business gives them the right to be moral political arbiters. I’m not in that camp. I think you can privately do whatever you want, but I’m always suspicious of how much ego is involved. I think the government will survive no matter what Ed Norton thinks of it.

Tha Bloggfather has more from Poland, where the French are a joke (ok, that’s true lots of places, but it’s funnier in Poland).

Bill Whittle has a new essay up, and sure ’nuff, it’s a mutha. Just go read it.

In a not-entirely-surprising development, Kid Rock is smarter than most of the rest of the music industry.

“Why is everybody trying to stop the war? George Bush ain’t been saying, ‘You all, make shitty records.’ Politicians and music don’t mix. It’s like whisky and wine. [Musicians] ought to stay out of it.”

(Link via a post by Joe on Michele‘s blog).

A man who was shot by police while naked and tripping on LSD won a lawsuit and will get millions of taxpayer dollars. This is yet another reason lawyers are evil.

Bill Quick’s gotten another submission.

Den Beste has short takes on several news stories.

Tim Blair discovers a law of Aussie politics anything Margo supports is doomed.

Lileks has a dream, moans about cleaners, and Fisks the living daylights out of a Frenchman in the New York Times. Highly recommended, and drink alert!

Ravenwolf has become an American citizen. Head over and congratulate ‘em!