Inoperable Terran

Irony is the enemy of the post-modern left(tm)

Interesting

Wal-Mart was selling clone sucralose (commercially known as Splenda™) for 25% off the price of the real thing. Now it’s gone all pear shaped.

  • 1 Comment
  • Filed under: General at 12:22 pm
  • Speciation

    Hawkins runs down the 4 subspecies of Dems.

  • 1 Comment
  • Filed under: General at 12:16 pm
  • Chuckie

    Mark Steyn and Hugh Hewitt on Chuck Schumer and other moonbat Donks.

  • 1 Comment
  • Filed under: General at 9:06 am
  • The news bites

    But not when the ‘Hawk is slicing and dicing it. 50x drink alert.

  • 1 Comment
  • Filed under: General at 9:02 am
  • Huh?

    Damon’s head disappears in the third panel today. If you find it, call 1-800-MUIR.

  • 1 Comment
  • Filed under: General at 8:58 am
  • Your inner socialist

    Cox & Forkum nail Bush and Delay.

  • 1 Comment
  • Filed under: General at 8:56 am
  • Friday diversion

    Tyra Banks claims her breasts are real. Ace is still skeptical.

  • 0 Comments
  • Filed under: General at 8:55 am
  • Hurricanes hate black people

    It’s true. B.C. has cracked the code.

  • 1 Comment
  • Filed under: General at 8:53 am
  • Mheh.

    ANSWER and friends are spending more than $1 million to try and get people to show up for their march, but no name-brand Donks are interested.

  • 1 Comment
  • Filed under: General at 8:52 am
  • Beautiful

    If you missed last night’s dramatic landing of a JetBlue Airbus A320 in LA with a busted front landing gear (typical EUro build quality) here it is. Notice that the nose of the plane never leaves the exact centerline of the runway – major kudos to the pilot and co-pilot. Give those folks a raise!

    One surreal element: JetBlue has live DirecTV in every seat, so passengers on the plane actually could watch themselves on CNN and FNC while they were circling waiting for the landing attempt.

  • 1 Comment
  • Filed under: General at 11:44 pm
  • Still on the other side

    The MSM has gone to insane new heights to try and make Iraq look like a quagmire.

  • 1 Comment
  • Filed under: General at 11:40 pm
  • Dual roles

    Misha explains that he doesn’t actually hate Dubya.

  • 1 Comment
  • Filed under: General at 6:15 pm
  • Heeh!

    The Pallies have issued Chirac and Arafat postage stamps.

  • 1 Comment
  • Filed under: General at 6:12 pm
  • Copyright is also forever

    Kanye West (remember him?) is getting sued by Shirley Bassey for lifting the entire chorus of Diamonds Are Forever without permission or royalties.

  • 2 Comments
  • Filed under: General at 1:05 pm
  • “A choke sport”

    ESPN speaks truth to Chicago.

  • 1 Comment
  • Filed under: Sports at 11:17 am
  • Not even hiding it

    The MSM really is on the other side.

  • 0 Comments
  • Filed under: General at 9:22 am
  • Hope!

    The Slimes is at it again.

  • 1 Comment
  • Filed under: General at 9:21 am
  • Flee

    Laurence has a novel hurricane abatement idea. (Don’t worry, he’s leaving town with the cats).

  • 1 Comment
  • Filed under: General at 9:20 am
  • Yipes

    Damon has startling news.

  • 1 Comment
  • Filed under: General at 8:45 am
  • International incident

    A Chinese company is introducing “Clinton” and “Lewinsky” brand condoms. I am not making this up.

  • 1 Comment
  • Filed under: General at 8:44 am
  • Cat-5?

    Wonder what a Cat-5 really is? Piper can demonstrate.

  • 1 Comment
  • Filed under: General at 5:15 pm
  • OMG

    Mars has global warming – it’s polar ice caps are melting. Disaster! Kyoto! Oh no! Or could it be that the Sun’s just putting out a bit more output than usual…

  • 1 Comment
  • Filed under: General at 1:30 pm
  • Aha

    Mitt Romney gets it – he’s suggesting wiretapping and bugging of mosques. The usual suspects are of course enraged.

  • 1 Comment
  • Filed under: General at 12:26 pm
  • Cut pork for Katrina

    Definitely a good idea.

  • 1 Comment
  • Filed under: General at 11:30 am
  • That would be Wal-Mart. Seriously.

  • 1 Comment
  • Filed under: General at 9:21 am
  • special

    the chef recommends

    Archives

    Calendar

    February 2016
    M T W T F S S
    « Jan    
    1234567
    891011121314
    15161718192021
    22232425262728
    29  

    Recent Comments