Inoperable Terran

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A new high in asshattery

A Korean doctor missed his flight at Seattle/Tacoma International so he called in a bomb threat for that flight to make it come back.

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  • Fred: Stop Congressional overreach

    He promised to start saying more, and here’s the first result. I like it.

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  • Yes, Virginia

    There really are still genuine racist asshats, and they’re bothering the tastefully named Ian Johnson.

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  • Damon explains it all

    As always. Unless I’m missing something, the last panel shows the wrong TNR though. (The former has Mark Steyn, the latter has wordpages full of alleged mindthoughts) (This is now corrected – hurray for coffee!).

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  • Cool: working bionic hand

    A serviceman who lost his hand in Iraq now has a working artificial replacement. It’s unclear if he’s also going to be given a facelift to look like Lee Majors.

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  • Insult to injury

    More fun at The New Republic: after firing someone for leaking details to Ace which the magazine later admitted publically (I thought lefties loved whistleblowers?) staffers there are using that person’s ID to troll comments. Plus, OPSEC violations ahoy.

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  • Figures

    A member of Qatar’s ruling family got freaked out and had to be kicked off a plane after 3 of his female relatives were seated next to men they didn’t know.

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  • Awesome

    Misha deconstructs Pvt. Beauchamp as nobody else can. My new favorite insult: “backstabbing cockholster”.

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  • See, he had diskkkovered the sekkkret of Bush’s Amerikkka and was about to spill the beans to Noam Chomsky. Really.

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  • San Diego public schools have cancelled special Muslim prayer time, after pressure led in part by Roger Hedgecock.

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  • More parody

    Ace and commenters get going on the fake war dispatches. There’s too many good ones to pick a favorite.

    Also, for fans of the shorter form, here’s a haiku contest with the same aim. This has the added spice of trying to match the Private’s pretentious portmanteaus, like “mindthoughts”. Ace offers “skulltesticles”, and it goes uphill from there.

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  • Wow, just wow

    Straight from The New Republic‘s editor: they found Pvt. Beauchamp a credible source because he was married to a staffer there. Now that’s some high journalistic standards.

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  • No, really. That’s actually their new argument in favor of shamnesty.

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  • Hot

    Here’s a great clip from Fox News where the fire alarm goes off during “Studio B” and Shepard Smith goes all improv.

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  • Private

    Here’s Mark Steyn and Hugh Hewitt talking about the Conrad Black trial and of course Pvt. Beauchamp.

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  • Cha-ching

    Jan decides to cash in on the growing field of fake news from Iraq.

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  • The best part?

    Cox & Forkum on Cankles vs. Obamessiah.

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  • I’ll believe it when I see it

    Unions and “immigrant rights” groups are warning that President Bush may soon crack down on businesses that hire illegal immigrants.

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  • Ahh, the inevitable…

    It’s the Scott Thomas parody blog. The prose isn’t nearly purple enough for the real thing, but I love the logo.

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  • Gotcha!

    Scott Thomas has been located, and it turns out that like the Bears, he’s exactly who we thought he was. Also, he’s married engaged to boinking a New Republic editor (there’s an argument about the exact marital status).

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  • How dumb is Olmert?

    He’s giving guns to the PA.

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  • Just what we needed

    Hollywood’s cranking up a series of anti-US, anti-military propaganda flicks.

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  • Filed under: General at 9:19 am
  • Fact-checking

    The Chicago Sun-Times article about the “staunch Republican trial lawyer” is falling apart faster than a paper airplane in a rainstorm.

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  • Filed under: General at 9:07 am
  • Dissent: crushed

    The ski resort town of Telluride passed a resolution calling for the Chimpeachment of the Chimperor, and predictably “hundreds of people” have cancelled planned vacations there. Oh, that wacky free market.

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  • Body armor

    Zed wants all of it.

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