Join the club, San Fran Nan.

Fabulists hardest hit.

They *do* know we have them on tape saying the GOP shutdown about a year ago was the Worst Thing Ever and children would be dying in the streets, right?

Someone figured out how to tie it into some moldy Babylonian gods. Fortunately none of them have torn up Central Park West.

There are no actual pictures so we can’t figure out how horrifying the experience might have been.

They’re so tiny.

What, you were expecting some actually impressive superpower?

It’s dumb enough that it might actually work.

What exactly are they expecting to happen?

That’s a good start, to put it mildly.

In which David Burge illustrates exactly what’s wrong with the “we must believe the Rolling Stone story” crowd.

Believing that story means you have to accept that racist Southerners angry about the Civil Rights Act switched to the Republican Party that pushed the CRA through Congress against heavy Democrat opposition. And that’s only the beginning of the illogic.

It’s really, really starting to look that way.

Eating, getting his head scratched, and perching in strange ways.

Thinking is like oppression and stuff.

It sounds much sillier when I factually rephrase it as “how dare you fact-check the ugly chick from HBO’s lowest-rated series”.

This is both the worst timing in history and deeply un-Constitutional, but since when have either of those things stopped Democrats?

I’m not kidding, he’s actually encouraging them.

Note to self: never hire an Ivy League lawyer.

The fix is so in in DC that the report throws everything at the CIA and exonerates W. and Cheney, except that W. immediately said it’s horseshit.

Disappointing efficiency by the Joooos.

Mark Zuckerberg’s former roommate and his repeat election-losing boy toy have just destroyed the liberal icon The New Republic (they envision making it “more like Buzzfeed”, which is akin to making a cheeseburger more like tofu, and caused nearly all of the editors and writers to resign). All that has prompted the publication of this article naming them the “worst gay couple in America”, which is the single bitchiest thing I’ve ever read.

They don’t look like parrots to me, but they’re cute as heck anyway.

As the Professor notes, there’s definitely some paperwork the university won’t want to have come to light here.

Obama is a seriously small man, and I mean that in all possible ways.