Insty’s guessing Fauqxcohontas; I’m going with ValJar.

I am not making this up. #WarOnWomen, y’all.

The head-in-the-sand fundraising tour rolls on.

I’m with Insty on this: it’s been long enough that they’ve probably forged or otherwise altered emails on these tapes to facilitate a cover-up.

What is it with Democrats and plagiarism?

So this teenage girl left home to be with her boyfriend the parents didn’t approve of, then sued her parents for upkeep. And now she’s filed for a restraining order against the boyfriend because he allegedly choked her. How unpredictable!

This has caused predictable whining from Slate‘s Allison Benedikt, the world’s most self-hating Jew (even J Street has said she’s crazy).

But it’s also caused amazing things: 30,000 Israelis attended his funeral despite the risk of rocket attacks on such a large crowd, and both Shimon Peres and Michael Bloomberg were there to thank his parents (Bloomberg as part of his “I’m in Israel, suck it Obama” tour, which I’m enjoying).

Once again a public servant claims falsely that it’s illegal to take his picture, and then goes over the top when it happens.

I’m not sure what the person’s trying to do either, but the birds don’t seem to mind much.

Oh really?

Uhh, what?

I don’t think Obama will ever realize how hard he just got served.

(Update: I can’t verify if this is real or just a really good parody, but Obama/Kerry wouldn’t understand it either way).

Anti-Jewish mobs? In Europe? I’m sure I’ve heard this one before.

Yes, agreed.

Hollywood, in which every show has 5 gays, hardest hit.

I’d pay to watch this.

Apparently this stems from the bad guys blowing black smoke and the good guys blowing white smoke. I am not making this up.

I’m sure you can guess how fair the story was.

Laws have consequences.

They aren’t seeing a problem with MH-17 or any of his other antics. Also, they really need the money because their 90% tax thing was a giant failure.

Can we just abolish the IRS for obstruction of justice yet?

I don’t think they understand that they’re making his point.

It’s exactly what it sounds like.

Bonus: “Conservatives need to stop defending the police”. Yeah, I noticed.

This is sufficiently funny that she cracks up, of course.

He’s already attended many more fundraisers in 6 years than George W. Bush did in 8.