Yeah, I doubt it too, but otherwise it’s fun to watch them squirm.

Given this news, people naturally have ideas for other CNN game shows.

I may have slightly embellished his internal monologue there.

He’s not wrong.

Lovely people, let’s give them a state!

Economics catches up with everyone eventually.

Thus ends the Ferguson thing.

It’s really happening.

Truman said Dewey was just like Hitler, for instance.

In this case they reeled in a couple of galahs and some sulphur-crested cockatoos.

Your Democrat Party, ladies and gentlemen.

HR departments are 93% female, and many of those women have been found to strongly prefer bringing in good-looking guys while trashing resumes from qualified good-looking women.

Classic.

The running joke on the Internet goes a little something like this.

Tim Blair’s take is somewhat funnier: “Global warming causes private jets”. LOL!

As predicted. Over 500 people on Twitter simultaneously called her “a Stepford wife”, and we know libs aren’t that creative (or well-read) so it had to have been someone’s blast email.

Also, pretty much everyone on the coasts was confounded by her story about wearing bread bags over your shoes to make it easier to put on snow boots, which is pretty normal in Iowa.

Or at least puts clothes on them. And Ace gets to note again how downright Victorian the allegedly modern feminist movement is.

You knew this was coming.

Ace discovers a new threat to good taste. And masculinity, but mostly good taste.

There should be a pool on how hard this thing tanks.

That’s Mark Steyn’s lesson, quoted and amplified here by Ed Driscoll.

He later claimed it was a joke and he was drunk when the police took interest.

His family fled European anti-Semitism in the early 1930s to Tunisia. After he was born, his father was killed by Muslims, so the family fled to France. And now he’s been killed by Muslims. It’s a weird world.

This would make it much easier for Tom Brady and his receivers to grip them in the cold, muddy conditions the game was played under. (Each team has its own balls, so this wouldn’t have also helped Andrew Luck).

I don’t think he’s a green-cheek, but he’s definitely cute.

Protests about the continued existence of Charlie Hebdo have now spread to Chechnya.

Related: Aldi forced to pull hand soap that depicts a mosque on the packaging.