This is how you get more Trump.

And the media’s war on the Internet got them this.

More on Elizabeth Warren’s challenger.

Well, it’s kind of a competition anyway.

It’s nice to have clarity.

With Illinois, California, and New Jersey all in general danger of bankruptcy that’s not a surprise.

Pressure washers are just like when the Democrats sprayed water on black people in the 60s, apparently.

Adorable they are, too.

But you still should be careful.

That’s very well said.

And he’s as charming and affable as usual.

Sounds more like a locker room in a frat house.

The “We Love Science Sexually” crowd also claims the science isn’t settled about there only being two biological sexes.

Now can we get back to prosecuting Comey?

This column has been continuously mocked for 24 hours on Twitter, so you know it’s special.

The HQ’s Warden gets out the forceps to good effect.

This sounds bad. They need to clean house.

I’m thrilled to hear that after my premiums doubled twice and my plan went away that premiums are going to go up again next year. Thanks Obama!

Excellent.

This time he figures out he can take it apart. Dan is not amused.

I can imagine Dem incumbents are going to be really thrilled to have a two-time loser around their necks.

This is what an actual Recovery Summer looks like.

Excellent. That oughta light a fire under the butts of everyone else that’s there.

I’m sure other states are coming up with some way to top this.

Funny how every time Trump does something that people might like there’s an NYT smear piece locked and loaded.

Not that the GOPe will do anything about that.