A warning to politicians: math always reasserts itself, no matter how racist or phallocentric you declare it to be.

Looks like some sort of wild turkey or a relative.

Rush is right. Again.

Neo-feudalism: because acting consistently with what you say is hard.

Didn’t that same threat kill amnesty when Bush was trying to shove it through? I guess these guys aren’t too good with the strategy.

Good for him.

Michael Ramirez strikes again.

Not one of the funniest ones, but there are a few good lines.

This is not a new observation, but it’s again relevant.

The authorities involved must’ve gone to Angela Corey’s Skool Of Good Prosecutin’ or something.

Make your own jokes.

I’ve noticed that lefty rich white people seem to think that waving around Neil DeGrasse Tyson like a magical totem passes for “being smart”.

A pretty funny video from, apparently, Sharron Angle’s PAC. The Dean scream dubbed over an actual donkey flapping its gums is fun, but it’s the donkey winking while Billy Jeff lies that cracked me up.

They didn’t attempt to test it until less than a week before launch. LOL, what?

He also laughs a couple of times.

I’m sure they’ll be punished in 5…4…never.

In case anyone still believes he doesn’t want to destroy Israel.

And it still doesn’t work.

Science proves it.

Definitely not the effect he’d like to have.

I hope Miss Lindsey enjoys his retirement after his next primary. (Reports are that Nikki Haley has successfully taken over the South Carolina state GOP, which is bad news for Graham).

Some more primary targets assert themselves.

They’re only 3 or 4 years behind everyone else but it’s nice to see reality acknowledged once in a while.

Here a scarlet macaw really likes getting her head rubbed, among other things.

You knew that was coming.