And people laughed when Morons suggested primarying him.

That’s how you make Big Liberalism hurt, at least a little bit.

Apparently this is being driven by some combination of cowering to Muslims and feminists.

Here’s some of the initial reporting.

Apparently 5 hostages have been freed now, I don’t know how many remain.

And it’s pretty amusing.

He’s very cute, as they all are.

I feel so sorry for… wait, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I am not this up.

I can’t imagine where that came from.

Progressive group “American Bridge” put out an opposition research guide on everyone who might run in 2016 as a Republican. It turns out to consist mostly of high school yearbook photos of varying degrees of embarrassing (except Susanna Martinez’s cheerleader pictures, which, I’ll vote for her right now).

Why do people believe in it in spite of its well known track record of massive failure and LOLs (for people watching it from the outside)? Weirdave has an idea.

He’ll have nothing to do with behaving, of course.

I am not making this up.

Everything associated with that woman loses money, apart from cattle futures.

Somewhat surprisingly, the Jon Stewart show portrayed the atheists as prying humorless scolds (which, uhh, bullseye).

My favorite line, which didn’t get nearly enough laughs from Stewart’s trained-seal audience: “What’s going to happen if you’re a hypocrite atheist? You go to Not Hell?”

I’ve got nothing.

I love the comment to their brag picture.

I love these videos.

Liberal construction projects nearly always turn into hilarious mishaps in the modern era.

I’m not sure I disagree with the emails’ assessment of Jolie as “a minimally talented spoiled brat”, actually.

Meanwhile a Democrat in Tennessee told TMZ that the Manning brothers beat their wives and it’s not news.

That’s sort of like having Obama tell you you like yourself too much.

I wouldn’t be surprised.

Go figure.

Some hard-hitting commentary that the protesters really don’t want to hear.