These are the best numbers since pre-2008.

I don’t think working at Trader Joe’s is even in the top 100 dramatic falls from grace in Hollywood. It’s a nice store and they pay well.

Buzz Aldrin, the second man on the moon, is typically outspoken about that.

My favorite part of this 3-ring-circus of clusterfuckery is that it’s all happening to Roger Goodell, the man who’s ruining the NFL.

This is simple, yet awesome.

Boy, they must all have converted.

So at least one of the problems they cause is self-fixing. Heh.

What a conversational bird!

They looked at maybe 1% of the emails and declared Hillary clean. Close the FBI, raze the building, salt the earth.

A surprising admission from a CNN analyst with Clinton ties.

I don’t think he realizes that there’s an entire Texas outside of Austin, and hoo boy do they not like that kind of idea.

But little environmentalism ever is.

And he’s not pleased that it was alleged Republicans that killed it.

I can see they’re volunteering for a purge.

Giuliani certainly thinks so.

He’s the cheekiest cockatoo around.

Need I mention what the media coverage would be like if a Republican said that?

The Clinton Foundation must be running low again.

Keith “I don’t believe in borders, especially around my girlfriend” Ellison, call your office.

You knew this was coming.

When these kids rebel it’s gonna be extra lit.

Europe knows he’s serious so they’re bailing on business with Iran at light speed.

I guess becoming the Antifa Network isn’t working for them.

Always great.

There’s a circus we didn’t need.