Obama of course involuntarily smirks at the mention of dicks.

I am not making this up.

That’s often how that sort of thing happens.

And Hillary just had another fit.

I’m sure he’s crushed about not having to pretend to be polite to those two mental defectives.

They’re not in a great place to be saying that though.

No other team shows this anomaly.

They do it rather a lot in this video, even though it’s only a 15 second clip.

And of course Democrats are upset that the intolerant white man is being prosecuted.

This girl is profoundly stupid, as the Professor says. I had no idea wearing a bonnet, frying chicken, or listening to Miles Davis or Aretha Franklin were reserved for black people.

A couple of F-list rappers started throwing punches at each other, because apparently that’s “non-violence”.

Yeah, I doubt it too, but otherwise it’s fun to watch them squirm.

Given this news, people naturally have ideas for other CNN game shows.

I may have slightly embellished his internal monologue there.

He’s not wrong.

Lovely people, let’s give them a state!

Economics catches up with everyone eventually.

Thus ends the Ferguson thing.

It’s really happening.

Truman said Dewey was just like Hitler, for instance.

In this case they reeled in a couple of galahs and some sulphur-crested cockatoos.

Your Democrat Party, ladies and gentlemen.

HR departments are 93% female, and many of those women have been found to strongly prefer bringing in good-looking guys while trashing resumes from qualified good-looking women.

Classic.

The running joke on the Internet goes a little something like this.

Tim Blair’s take is somewhat funnier: “Global warming causes private jets”. LOL!