Unbelievable. I’d be interested in hearing if this was another false accusation thing.

I expect more broken hard drives any second now.

Go figure.

No, really, I am not making this up.

Good thing they can’t do that now.

They’re all spite and feathers at that age.

That might be the smartest thing he’s ever said.

Uhh, seriously?

The World’s Greatest Orator, y’all.

That’s refreshingly high.

Insty’s guessing Fauqxcohontas; I’m going with ValJar.

I am not making this up. #WarOnWomen, y’all.

The head-in-the-sand fundraising tour rolls on.

I’m with Insty on this: it’s been long enough that they’ve probably forged or otherwise altered emails on these tapes to facilitate a cover-up.

What is it with Democrats and plagiarism?

So this teenage girl left home to be with her boyfriend the parents didn’t approve of, then sued her parents for upkeep. And now she’s filed for a restraining order against the boyfriend because he allegedly choked her. How unpredictable!

This has caused predictable whining from Slate‘s Allison Benedikt, the world’s most self-hating Jew (even J Street has said she’s crazy).

But it’s also caused amazing things: 30,000 Israelis attended his funeral despite the risk of rocket attacks on such a large crowd, and both Shimon Peres and Michael Bloomberg were there to thank his parents (Bloomberg as part of his “I’m in Israel, suck it Obama” tour, which I’m enjoying).

Once again a public servant claims falsely that it’s illegal to take his picture, and then goes over the top when it happens.

I’m not sure what the person’s trying to do either, but the birds don’t seem to mind much.

Oh really?

Uhh, what?

I don’t think Obama will ever realize how hard he just got served.

(Update: I can’t verify if this is real or just a really good parody, but Obama/Kerry wouldn’t understand it either way).

Anti-Jewish mobs? In Europe? I’m sure I’ve heard this one before.

Yes, agreed.

Hollywood, in which every show has 5 gays, hardest hit.